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Man Worried About His "Space Children" Claims Aliens Abducted His Sperm
One man may have nutted a little too close to the sun, stars and outlying planets, allegedly convinced that his nocturnal emissions may have been stolen by a group of aliens looking to merge their species with the human race.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm
17 Times Politicians Decided to Stop Talking and Start Throwing Hands
In theory, our elected officials should be some of society’s most intelligent, reasonable, and mature people. Unfortunately, self-interest, corruption, and our own stupidity as voters means that they are usually anything but.
Featured 1 year ago in Ftw
YouTube Mommy Vlogger Arrested On Two Counts of Aggravated Child Abuse
Though former YouTube mommy vlogger Ruby Franke long served as the camera-toting matriarch of the now-defunct 8 Passengers channel, her controversial approach to parenting has landed her in a whole lot of legal trouble.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Wow
Amateur Cryptid Photographer Captures ‘Most Exciting Surface Pictures’ of the Loch Ness Monster
Though the world’s biggest hunt for Scotland’s Loch Ness monster may have ended in a series of mysterious underwater “gloops” that oh-so-coincidentally evaded Cryptid-enthusiasts’ audio recorders, there still may be hope that Nessie swims among us.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Ftw
This Slideshow on the Ten Commandments Makes Religious Education Almost Seem Entertaining
Enter: powerpoints. Powerpoint nights are an increasingly popular form of entertainment. Far from being the sole purview of middle-aged businesspeople, powerpoints have become a vehicle for memes, jokes and celebrity conspiracy theories.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
TV Fans Peeved After Max May Interrupt Shows For CNN Alerts
BREAKING: We interrupt your eBaum’s World scroll to inform you of a major change headed to the terribly-rebranded Max streaming service — CNN News Alerts are coming for your Game of Thrones rewatches.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Wow
‘You’re on the Wrong Side of the Road!’: Karens Play ‘Karen Chicken’ on a Bike Path and We Are the Winners
Two Arizona women put the long-debated “Irresistible Karen Paradox” to bed over the weekend, singlehandedly proving that a whole lot of drama can and will ensue when an immovable pedestrian Karen meets an unstoppable cyclist Karen.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
'Oh Heck No': Kid Turns Red-Eye Flight Into Personal Rave With Light-Up Bunny Ears
Several red-eye passengers were seeing red — for reasons beyond sleep deprivation — earlier this month, after one kid decided to turn the cabin into their own personal rave.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
'Oops!...He Did It Again': Senator McConnell Freezes During Kentucky Press Conference
Kentucky Senator Mitch McConnell embarked on yet another round of invisible freeze tag on Wednesday, going stiff for roughly 30 seconds while fielding questions from reporters in Covington, Kentucky.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Florida Men Bike, Dab and Kayak Through Waist-High Flood Water As Hurricane Idalia Pummels The Sunshine State
Though Hurricane Idalia may have failed the Waffle House index, with several South Florida locations of the breakfast chain shuttering their doors as the Category 4 storm made landfall, rain, flooding, and 100 MPH winds weren’t enough to stop yet another
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm
Another Day Another Street Exorcism
New York — greatest city in the world, baby!
Featured 1 year ago
Time-Lapse Shows Hundreds of Lightning Bursts Ignite Hurricane Idalia
As Hurricane Idalia hurdles towards Florida, the storm is predicted to bring roughly 100 mile-per-hour winds, flooding and a metric f**kton of lightning, according to one horrifying time-lapse.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Wow
