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‘What Kinda Grand Theft Auto Nonsense Is This?’: Man Steals ATM Using Backhoe

‘What Kinda Grand Theft Auto Nonsense Is This?’: Man Steals ATM Using Backhoe

For most people, stealing is a pretty casual endeavor. Go into a store, stuff a couple shirts down your pants, walk out. Simple, right?

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Guy’s 'Mint' Truck Damaged by Long Jumping Deer Moments Before Buyer Shows Up for Inspection

Guy’s 'Mint' Truck Damaged by Long Jumping Deer Moments Before Buyer Shows Up for Inspection

Though both the buyer and the seller of a “mint” condition truck may have consented to the transaction, it appears there was someone whom they both forgot to ask — a local deer with terrible depth perception.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Black Bear Helps Itself to Homeowner's $45 Taco Bell Delivery

Black Bear Helps Itself to Homeowner's $45 Taco Bell Delivery

No matter how badly your stoned a— wants a Crunch Wrap Supreme, there is most definitely a wild bear that wants it even more, a fact one Floridian family recently discovered the hard way.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Banana Republic: No One Wanted to Vote Forcum

Banana Republic: No One Wanted to Vote Forcum

Are you Forcum or Againstcum?

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'There She Blows': Oil Truck Tanker Spews Gas Before Spectacularly Exploding In China

'There She Blows': Oil Truck Tanker Spews Gas Before Spectacularly Exploding In China

Several drivers in Sichuan, China recently learned the importance of “stop drop, and roll,” finding themselves nearly engulfed in flames after a fuel truck exploded at a local gas station.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Wow

Massive Chemical Plant Fire In Shepherd, Texas Blankets Houston Suburb and Prompts Shelter-In-Place Order

Massive Chemical Plant Fire In Shepherd, Texas Blankets Houston Suburb and Prompts Shelter-In-Place Order

Residents in Shepherd, Texas started their Wednesday morning with a bang — literally — after a massive explosion rocked a chemical plant near Houston.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Wow

Dude Tries to Attack Former MMA Fighter With a Knife, Learns Through Choke Hold That He Chose the Wrong Target

Dude Tries to Attack Former MMA Fighter With a Knife, Learns Through Choke Hold That He Chose the Wrong Target

One knife-wielding attacker recently discovered that you can, in fact, lose when you bring a blade to a fistfight.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Another Human Skull Found in Secondhand Shop, This Time in Florida

Another Human Skull Found in Secondhand Shop, This Time in Florida

People really need to get it together when it comes to thrift-store donations.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

'A Few Highway Beers and This Would Go Hard': Ravers Are Dying to Drive On China’s New Rainbow Road

'A Few Highway Beers and This Would Go Hard': Ravers Are Dying to Drive On China’s New Rainbow Road

Rainbow Road is real and dangerous.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Ftw

The Eerie Conspiracy Behind Those New Weird Screens Covering Drugstore Drink Fridges

The Eerie Conspiracy Behind Those New Weird Screens Covering Drugstore Drink Fridges

Though they may seem like yet another example of Silicon Valley dude-bros re-inventing the bus, those LED screens fastened atop drink coolers at Walgreens and Kroger locations are likely a whole lot more Black Mirror than meets the eye.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

'Jesus Has Had the Wheel For a While Now': Drivers Terrified After Seeing Woman's Completely Slicked Tires

'Jesus Has Had the Wheel For a While Now': Drivers Terrified After Seeing Woman's Completely Slicked Tires

On Sunday, @doitmuvaaa headed to Twitter with a question for the car guys of Twitter, sharing a snap of her tires while questioning whether it was time to revamp her ride.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

'The Pumpkin Incident': Employee Loses and Regains Job For Kicking a Pumpkin Into a Customer’s Head

'The Pumpkin Incident': Employee Loses and Regains Job For Kicking a Pumpkin Into a Customer’s Head

One restaurant employee got a little too literal with the pumpkin head trend this spooky season, accidentally clocking a customer in the melon with a seasonal gourd.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'You Immoral Scumbag!': Scorned Lover Dumps Cheating Boyfriend With Scathing London Billboard

'You Immoral Scumbag!': Scorned Lover Dumps Cheating Boyfriend With Scathing London Billboard

The only thing worse than breaking up over text? Breaking up over text … that just so happens to be broadcasted before hundreds of commuters in central London.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'I Would Go Insane': Pro Hockey Player Accused of Ghosting His Longtime Girlfriend of 8 Years

'I Would Go Insane': Pro Hockey Player Accused of Ghosting His Longtime Girlfriend of 8 Years

No matter how bad your last breakup was, the friend of one now-viral TikToker evidently had it way worse.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Wow

‘I’ve Almost Lost Sight’: Bored Ape Conference Accidentally Blinds Visitors

‘I’ve Almost Lost Sight’: Bored Ape Conference Accidentally Blinds Visitors

As it turns out, NFTs are an affront to the eyes in more ways than one.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

​​Mexican Authorities Detain Group of Airsoft Players After Mistaking Them For Active Shooters

​​Mexican Authorities Detain Group of Airsoft Players After Mistaking Them For Active Shooters

What’s the difference between airsoft dudes bro-ing out and a mass shooting? To a group of authorities in Mexico, apparently nothing.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Serial Car Thief Foiled By Quick-Thinking Forklift Driver

Serial Car Thief Foiled By Quick-Thinking Forklift Driver

The only thing that can stop a car thief? A quick-witted forklift driver with a whole lot of vengeance.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘Let Me In!’: Man Attempts to Break Into Date’s Apartment After She Discovers Creepy and Violent Photo Galleries On His Phone

‘Let Me In!’: Man Attempts to Break Into Date’s Apartment After She Discovers Creepy and Violent Photo Galleries On His Phone

Sydney Fort, who goes by The Pretty Chef on TikTok, shared a video late last month of the man attempting to break into her home.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

'He Didn't Miss a Beat': Tuba Player Knocks Out Fan In Stands, Keeps On Playing

'He Didn't Miss a Beat': Tuba Player Knocks Out Fan In Stands, Keeps On Playing

Though they may have reputations as dweeby dudes lugging around the most cumbersome wind instrument known to man, tuba players aren't to be messed with.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘Lil What?’: Dude Cites Little Sister’s Hotness In Attempting to Dunk on Model

‘Lil What?’: Dude Cites Little Sister’s Hotness In Attempting to Dunk on Model

RIP Freud, you would have loved the internet.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'Got Me Gooned Out!': Guy Uses His Unlikely Friendship With a Squirrel to Shoot to OnlyFans Stardom

'Got Me Gooned Out!': Guy Uses His Unlikely Friendship With a Squirrel to Shoot to OnlyFans Stardom

It’s a tale of unlikely friendship, squirrels, and a whole lot of porn … the latter one being respective from the other two, of course.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘2028 About to Be Lit’: Man Banned From Wearing Usual Gimp Suit for Five Years

‘2028 About to Be Lit’: Man Banned From Wearing Usual Gimp Suit for Five Years

Continuing in the storied tradition of “weird guys,” a British man has been banned from wearing a gimp suit in public for five years after donning the suit and terrorizing local women by crawling and writhing on the ground.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘Charge Attack to Stun the Small One’: People Are Sounding Off on What They’d Do If These Two Girls Walked Into Their Elevator

‘Charge Attack to Stun the Small One’: People Are Sounding Off on What They’d Do If These Two Girls Walked Into Their Elevator

Since Elon Musk’s takeover of Twitter, many people have noted that low-effort engagement posts are on the rise.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘Oxtail on the Hood Like a Narco Bust’: Thieves Caught With Pounds of Stolen Oxtail Inspire the Funniest Police Bust Shot

‘Oxtail on the Hood Like a Narco Bust’: Thieves Caught With Pounds of Stolen Oxtail Inspire the Funniest Police Bust Shot

If you decided to resort to a life of crime, what would be the first thing you’d steal?

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Uber Eats Temporarily Renames Firehouse Subs ‘D*** AND P***IES FRY’

Uber Eats Temporarily Renames Firehouse Subs ‘D*** AND P***IES FRY’

Food delivery apps are filled with all sorts of B.S. restaurants that you’ve never heard of before.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

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