'Dancing Soccer' Is How Every American Imagines European Soccer

Call us when your main sport involves tackling each other.

By Braden Bjella

Published 2 months ago in Funny

Call us when your main sport involves tackling each other.

Call us when your main sport involves tackling each other.


Us Americans have never really “got” soccer. Forgive us, but watching a bunch of dudes run around for 90 minutes just isn’t our speed — where are all the commercials and people getting their heads kicked in?!


Part of the reason we don’t really care for soccer is, well, it has a stereotype of being a little bit less macho than the other sports on offer. Not helping that case is this: ‘dancing soccer,’ where people play soccer while dancing the entire time.


Hmmm
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