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UFO Truthers Think Donald Trump Indictment May Prove Aliens Exist
Though former President Donald Trump’s four indictments could result in the ex-Commander-in-Chief spending upwards of 641 years behind bars, several tin-foil-hat sporting Redditors have begun speculating whether one of his legal cases could have broader i
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Wow

'It’s All Real!': British Teen Shocked That Americans Really Have Cheerleaders and Marching Band
Movies and TV don’t capture the American high school experience exactly, yet, one British teen spent the day at an American high school and was amazed that football games (the other football) and cheerleaders do actually exist.
By lizalikeminelli
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Women and Children Are Cracking Eggs on Their Bald Loved One's Heads
Many women want their men to help out in the kitchen more often, and for them to use their heads when they do. Unfortunately, the help isn’t always up to par, and phrases like “weaponized incompetence” get slung around at a moment’s notice.
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Fairies, Robbers and Explosions: 17 Wild Things People Caught on Their Ring Cameras
By Broseph_Mcbrah
Featured 1 year ago in Creepy

'This man has been ROBBED': Reverse-Aging Entrepreneur Looked Better Before $2 Million Routine, Old Photos Prove
Long before Bryan Johnson began dropping $2 million a year on 61 daily supplements, snapping 33,537 photos of his bowels, and injecting his teenage son’s blood in the hopes of reverse aging back to 18, he was actually somewhat normal … and dare we say kin
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Real Estate Developers Already Attempting to Gentrify Scorched Lahaina in Latest Maui Fire Controversy
Though Lahaina residents may still be grappling with the aftermath of the Maui wildfires that killed at least 99 people and destroyed upwards of 14,000 homes and businesses last week, real estate developers are already seeing green, allegedly badgering fa
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Wow

'Ms. Biljana Electronica is back!': Fans Celebrate the Hot Blonde from 'Planet of the Bass'' Triumphant Return
Days after Ms. Biljana Electronica’s conspicuous disappearance from Kyle Gordon’s various “Planet of the Bass” music videos sent Twitter into a tizzy, our favorite blonde Europop icon is back — and more delightfully nonsensical than ever.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Ftw

'Like Watching a Wrecked Car Limp off into Traffic': Britney Spears Fans Delighted, Horrified with Bikini-Clad Stripper Pole Performance
Pop icon Britney Spears put a new spin on her favorite pastime of spinning around in circles this weekend, this time, spinning around a stripper pole in her latest bizarre Instagram clip.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

‘I’ve Been Licking Your Man’s Butthole for Weeks on End’: ‘Orange Is the New Black’ Star Admits to Eating a Married Man’s Ass in Viral Cheating Confession
What has Taryn Manning been up to since starring in Netflix’s Orange Is the New Black? Eating a married man’s booty like groceries, according to her latest social media clip.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Even Vegans Annoyed with Vegan Mom Who Refuses to Treat Daughter’s Lice
One Australian woman recently found herself in a hair-raising predicament, revealing that her vegan neighbor had refused to treat her kids for head lice thanks to her plant-based principles.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Woman Wonders Whether Wildlife Volunteer Husband Gave Her Chlamydia after Working with Koalas
Catching your partner cheating is never a good time. It’s even worse if you contract an STD because of it. But what if they didn’t cheat? What if they were a wildlife volunteer helping Koalas?
By lizalikeminelli
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'We Lost a Compatriot': Conspiracy Redditors Mourn Loss of 'King of the Hill' Voice Actor Behind Dale Gribble
As the world continues to mourn the death of Johnny Hardwick, the voice actor famed for bringing the chain-smoking, conspiracy-toting Dale Gribble to life on 'King of the Hill,' one group of fans has found themself particularly heartbroken over the star’
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Conspiracy Theorists Believe the Maui Wildfires Were Started By Direct Energy Weapons (DEW)
Though the Maui wildfires may have killed at least 55 people, destroyed tens of thousands of homes and businesses and forced several Hawaiians to jump into the ocean as they attempted to flee the blaze, MAGA conspiracy Twitter has one thing to say — BS.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Blindsided: Michael Oher’s “Parents” Never Actually Adopted Him and Stole All His Money
Though Michael Oher’s life story may have served as the centerpiece of 2009’s feel-good film 'The Blind Side,' the ex-NFL star recently found himself blindsided by his alleged adopted parents.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Wow

Tampa Bay Rays' Star Wander Franco Accused of Dating 14-Year-Old
Though Tampa Bay Rays’ star Wander Franco may play in the big league, he may still have a thing for minors after the shortstop was accused of dating and grooming a 14-year-old girl on social media.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Wow