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'KARMA WINS!!!!': Metal Fans Rejoice After Convicted Sex Offender and Lostprophets Singer Stabbed In Prison
Though he may have been the lead singer of rock band Lostprophets, convicted child sex offender Ian Watkins recently found a shiv to the neck after being attacked by three fellow “heavy-duty cons” at HMP Wakefield in West Yorkshire, England.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Wow
'Retire! Retire! Retire!': Hecklers Implore 81-Year-Old Mitch McConnell To GTFO the Senate and Into Boca Raton
As calls mount for curmudgeonly Republican Kentucky Senator Mitch McConnell to go to Hell, there’s another place several voters think he should stop first: A retirement home.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
NYPD Smashes Teen’s Head Through Taxi Window
The police apparently weren’t too happy about that viral video of one of their own getting rinsed on a children’s slide. As a result, they seem to be exacting their revenge on internet users, starting with fans of streamer Kai Cenat.
Featured 1 year ago in Wow
Peeved Lufthansa Pilot Draws Giant Dick After Being Forced To Re-Route
That’s the question one peeved Lufthansa pilot apparently asked themself last month after opting to express their sky-rage over a rerouted flight in the form of drawing a massive penis with their aircraft.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Teen Vomits Three Times After Getting the Chance to Perform With His Favorite Rapper
No matter how fast some rappers spit, their most ardent supporters will memorize every word, screaming bars at the top of their lungs at concerts — or, honestly, anywhere they get the opportunity to do so.
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
‘Courageous Men Choosing to Let Go’: 30 Men Release Their Trauma By Screaming at a Waterfall
Picture your dream vacation. Now let me guess what you’re thinking — you’re standing under a waterfall surrounded by 29 bros (half-naked, obviously). You’re all screaming, letting out your inner trauma in unison as you stare into the whirling chaos of the
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Mia Khalifa Pissed-Off the Incels for Saying Women Shouldn’t Stay in Toxic Marriages
Mia Khalifa’s TikTok talking about marriage has gone viral on X (Twitter) because incels and religious conservatives think she’s ill-equipped to be giving relationship advice.
By lizalikeminelli
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Those Rat Bastards Made Splinter Gay, Or Did They? – Community Notes Comes For Unsubstantiated Claims On Master Splinters Sexual Orientation
The proof? Well, this all comes according to Keemstar, a man known for his great ideas. In a Tweet posted August 2nd, Killer Keem wrote, “They made Splinter GAY in new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle’s [sic]. Why?”
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
The Biggest Attraction at the Mall of America Is a Water Skiing Squirrel
While most people can’t remember the last time they went to the mall, the Mall of America isn’t going down easy! They’re bringing the best of the best in terms of entertainment; a water-skiing squirrel.
By lizalikeminelli
Featured 1 year ago in Wow
Fancy Table Service Falls Apart When Waiter’s Shirt Catches on Fire
Lately, it feels like more and more restaurants are going out of their way to go viral online, à la Salt Bae, whether it’s by serving food in a theatrical manner or designing dishes to appeal to the Instagram algorithm.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
