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Man Steals From a Bakery in the Most Canadian Way Possible

One man at 3 am decided to break into a bakery and steal some cupcakes. But don’t worry he cleaned his mess before he left.

Flirting Tips For "Ugly" People

Though seeing yourself as less-than-cute may seemingly hinder your dating escapades, such does not have to be the case.

Did Logitech Stock Plummet after World Learned Its Controller Powered the Failed OceanGate Submarine?

As details surrounding the doomed OceanGate submarine expedition continued to emerge this week, a few key facts stood out, with a major one being the fact that the submersible relied upon a wireless Logitech F710 gamepad for steering.

What Does “Explosive Decompression” Feel Like?

Many people were glued to their screens this week as they followed the tragic, yet predictable, saga of the Titan submersible, which ultimately saw five people, including OceanGate’s CEO, lose their lives, most likely as a result of decompression.

Jordan Peterson Wants Musk and Zuckerberg to Fight Naked Covered in Oil

Did the news of Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg’s impending cage match send every last drop of blood rushing toward your nether regions?

7,000 Lesbians Pelted With Giants Balls of Hail at Red Rocks

On Wednesday, June 21, several concertgoers were met with a less-than-pleasant surprise as severe hail pelted the open-air Red Rocks.

Andrew Tate Isn’t Nearly As Rich As He Pretends to Be

Turns out the "Top G" is anything but.

The Weeknd Is Beefing With Oreos after the Brand Dissed His New HBO Show

Move over, critics, crew members, and everyone who has grown accustomed to HBO’s Sunday slate of premium series – Oreo has joined the crusade against The Idol, much to The Weeknd’s vocal chagrin.

Tfue Announces Retirement From Twitch: “I Need to Live My Life”

After nearly a decade in the limelight, beloved Fortnite stream Tfue is hanging up his controller.

Hero Hiker Helps One-Armed Woman Save Her Mother's Life

Ben Shapiro Reads the Lyrics to Nicki Minaj's "Pound Town 2"

Ben Shapiro is again reading Nicki Minaj lyrics and we're still laughing.

Fiery Paris Explosion Videos From Across Twitter

At least 37 people have been injured in a fiery explosion near Rue Saint Jacques in Paris, with four in critical condition, and two unaccounted for.

Billionaire Stepson Deletes Twitter After Calling Cardi B Stan the N-Word

What started as a scary story of rich dudes stuck in a submarine on their way to view the Titanic has turned into a cornucopia of weirdness involving the stepson of one of the victims.

‘Send Location’: Zuckerberg Accepts Musk’s Cage Fight Challenge

Move over dubious submersibles piloted by video game controllers – days after the Titan’s disappearance en route to the Titanic, billionaires have already started innovating new, horrifying ways to die.

Billionaire Stepson Calls Out Cardi B, Says She's Using His Family For "Clout"

Brian Szasz, the stepson of billionaire Hamish Harding, one of the five passengers aboard OceanGate’s missing Titan submersible, has somehow overshadowed what might be the most insane news story in years.

‘I Have $10 Million’: Pokimane Says She Wouldn’t Move to Kick For $10 Million Because She Has "Morals"

Since launching back in January, Kick has emerged as a legitimate contender to Twitch’s streaming supremacy, using eye-popping, eight-figure deals to land streaming giants xQc and Amouranth.

VFX Artist Trolls Twitter With the Worst Father's Day Gift Imaginable

Just because you can encase your dead pets in resin doesn’t mean you should.

Everything Wrong With DoorDash in One Simple Viral Text Message

Many commenters were quick to condemn the driver, with one urging the OP to report them, adding, “If she’s dashing, she literally has access to daily money. She’s lying and 9 times out of 10, covering a habit.”

Men Dunking On ‘The Idol’ For Its 'Cringe Sex Scenes' Need to Look in the Mirror

We aren't afraid to say it, but that sex scene from 'The Idol' is so awkward because that is how most men sound in the bedroom.

'Does It Have a C*ck?': People Have Important Questions About Vegas Alien Sighting

Upon seeing a video allegedly featuring a 10-foot tall alien in a Nevada family’s backyard, one Twitter user had just one question on their mind: Does it have a cock?

Kick Admins Tell xQc To Stop Streaming Batman Days After Signing $100 Million Deal

The popular Twitch streamer xQc made headlines last weekend when he signed a $70 million non-exclusive two-year deal with Kick, that is rumored to reach up to $100 million with incentives.

Brian Szasz, the 'Billionaire Stepson' Was Once Arrested For Stalking a DJ and Threatening to Shoot Up a Music Festival

Brian Szasz, stepson of missing OceanGate Titan passenger, Hamish Harding, who went viral for tweeting at Blink-182 for sympathy was arrested back in 2021 for threatening to shoot up a festival and stalking women.

Creep Hosts Entire Podcast in Woman’s DMs After Finding Her on Bumble

A Mississauga, Ontario man found himself becoming Villain of the Week after bizarre voice notes he sent a woman he didn’t know were posted online.

Twitter Suspends Adult Performer for Blackmailing NBA Star Zion Williamson with Sex Tape

Despite her former career as an adult film actress, Moriah Mills recently learned a very important lesson about sexy videos – we all have them and they should never be released without our consent.

Stepson of Lost Billionaire Titanic Tourist Shoots His Shot With Twitch Streamer While Authorities Rush to Find Missing Submarine

Though his billionaire stepfather Hamish Harding may be trapped deep beneath the ocean on the Titan submersible's ill-fated voyage to the Titanic shipwreck, Brian Szasz is cashing on his 15-minutes of fame.