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For The Love Of God, Stop Giving Servers Fake Jesus Money

“It should be legal to assault people who do this.”

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ButtMetropolis.com: The Horny Spam Texts Fascinating Twitter

Move over, wealthy Nigerian princes and those weird “wrong text” scams that apparently just want iTunes gift cards, another digital scheme is coming for us and our horny asses – quite literally.

By Carly Tennes

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Trail Camera Captures Two Naked Witches Eating a Deer Carcass

Sorry, coyotes, mountain lions, and bobcats – two hungry, nude Canadians may be coming for your beloved deer carcasses.

By Carly Tennes

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Sink Pissers Are Mad People Want Them to Stop Pissing in the Sink

Some people piss in the pool, some people piss in the shower, and some people, piss in the sink.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'They Screen People to Make Sure They Don’t Seem Too Inquisitive': People Are Convinced the Coldest, Most Boring Place On Earth is Riddled With Conspiracy Theories

Of the seven continents, Antarctica is by far the most ignored, and the least explored.

By figgyPudding

Featured 1 year ago in Wow

Conspiracy Theorists Think a Flame-throwing Helicopter Started the Canadian Wildfires

Conspiracy theorists think the Canadian wildfires were intentionally lit by flame-throwing helicopters

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Baby Gronk Is the New Drip King After Livvy Rizzed Him Up

It’s the question setting social media ablaze … and making everyone over the age of 15 question whether they’ve just had a stroke.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago

Mark Zuckerberg Disputes Claims He Was Choked Out By An Uber Engineer

"This is something we are trained to know," Costa da Silva, told the outlet of the knockout.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Apple Vision Pros Are a Retirement Investment Strategy for Grindset Bros

Grindset bros have been giving people creative, albeit laughable financial advice ever since there’s been an internet for them to post it on.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Sister Cindy's 'If You Give Her One Margarita' Sermon Has Been Turned Into the Song of the Summer

Looking for a refreshing summer beverage guaranteed to make your cruh “Pounce Right On Your Penis?”

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Government 'Whistleblower' Claims Alien Remains and Crafts Have Been Discovered Here On Earth

We want to believe … that this Air Force veteran is telling the truth when it comes to extraterrestrials.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago

Russian Influencer 'Bazooka Hands' Is Gen Z's Version of Popeye

Russian influencer, Bazooka Hands is a self-described “Public figure in the world” who uses his TikTok page to show off his Popeye-looking arms in videos, and on live streams.

By angeshier

Featured 1 year ago in Wow

Pete Davidson Goes Off on PETA Exec In Leaked Expletive Ridden Voicemail

It’s a classic tale of Pete vs PETA.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

The TikTok Fart-fluencer Farting Into PVC Pipes, Pots and Intercoms

There are few sounds more euphoric than a fat and resonant fart.

By figgyPudding

Featured 1 year ago

Girl Publicly Claps Back at Pick Up Artist Who Thought He Won Her Over

Being a weirdo isn’t the pull you think it is – just ask Twitter PUA Chase Austin, who recently had a recorded interaction fact-checked to filth by the woman he was allegedly attempting to seduce.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Witness the World’s Deadliest Motor Race, the Isle of Man TT

What is the world’s craziest race? If you answered the Indy 500, a Triple Deca Ultra-triathlon, or the Red Bull Air Race championship, you’d be wrong.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 1 year ago in Wow

The Internet Reacts to Apple's New $3,500 'Vision Pro' AR Headset

WIll VR finally catch on now that the world's biggest tech company throws its goggles in the virtual reality ring? To be determined, but hey at least we have these jokes.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Kanye Is Hiding His Wife’s Face Because the Internet Thinks She Looks Like Pete Davidson

Over the last few months, Kanye West has miraculously managed to fly under the radar with his new wife Bianca Censori, and keep himself out of the negative news cycle.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Alexandra Daddario Fans Foam At the Mouth Over Her Newest IG Post

Alexandra Daddario boasts 24 million followers on Instagram and today, all 24 million of them were treated to a nude to they won't soon forget.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 1 year ago in Wow

The Internet Reacts to Joe Biden Tripping Over a Sandbag

Biden hit the deck after speaking at the Air Force Academy's graduation ceremony.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Home Cameras Capture Sonic Booms Over DC After F-16s Intercept Trump Donor's Unresponsive Jet

Residents of the Washington DC area were startled by a loud boom in the sky around 3 pm yesterday June 4, and multiple home video cameras captured the disruption.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 1 year ago in Wow

Taylor Swift Fans Are Celebrating Her Latest Failed Relationship

After a few hard-fought weeks, the Swifties have emerged victorious in the war for Taylor's heart, and reputation.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

TikTok Stream Ends after Chinese Creators Attacked By Man With Sword

Late last month, a creator on Douyin, TikTok’s Chinese “sister app” per CNN, found himself confronted with just that after a rouge assailant crashed his IRL stream, allegedly chopping off his hand with a sword as his IRL stream continued broadcasting.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Wow

Why Are All These Dummies Getting Beat Up in MMA Gyms?

At heart, humans really just like to watch other humans embarrass themselves, especially if it involves a physical injury of some kind, and these videos taking TikTok by storm are no exception.

By LeonTrout

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

This Influencer’s 'A.I. Clone' Can’t Stop Being Horny On Main

If apps like Replika have taught us anything, it’s that if a piece of technology exists, humans will find a way to make it horny.

By LeonTrout

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Funny articles

For The Love Of God, Stop Giving Servers Fake Jesus Money

ButtMetropolis.com: The Horny Spam Texts Fascinating Twitter

Trail Camera Captures Two Naked Witches Eating a Deer Carcass

Sink Pissers Are Mad People Want Them to Stop Pissing in the Sink

'They Screen People to Make Sure They Don’t Seem Too Inquisitive': People Are Convinced the Coldest, Most Boring Place On Earth is Riddled With Conspiracy Theories

Conspiracy Theorists Think a Flame-throwing Helicopter Started the Canadian Wildfires

Baby Gronk Is the New Drip King After Livvy Rizzed Him Up

Mark Zuckerberg Disputes Claims He Was Choked Out By An Uber Engineer

Apple Vision Pros Are a Retirement Investment Strategy for Grindset Bros

Sister Cindy's 'If You Give Her One Margarita' Sermon Has Been Turned Into the Song of the Summer

Government 'Whistleblower' Claims Alien Remains and Crafts Have Been Discovered Here On Earth

Russian Influencer 'Bazooka Hands' Is Gen Z's Version of Popeye

Pete Davidson Goes Off on PETA Exec In Leaked Expletive Ridden Voicemail

The TikTok Fart-fluencer Farting Into PVC Pipes, Pots and Intercoms

Girl Publicly Claps Back at Pick Up Artist Who Thought He Won Her Over

Witness the World’s Deadliest Motor Race, the Isle of Man TT

The Internet Reacts to Apple's New $3,500 'Vision Pro' AR Headset

Kanye Is Hiding His Wife’s Face Because the Internet Thinks She Looks Like Pete Davidson

Alexandra Daddario Fans Foam At the Mouth Over Her Newest IG Post

The Internet Reacts to Joe Biden Tripping Over a Sandbag

Home Cameras Capture Sonic Booms Over DC After F-16s Intercept Trump Donor's Unresponsive Jet

Taylor Swift Fans Are Celebrating Her Latest Failed Relationship

TikTok Stream Ends after Chinese Creators Attacked By Man With Sword

Why Are All These Dummies Getting Beat Up in MMA Gyms?

This Influencer’s 'A.I. Clone' Can’t Stop Being Horny On Main

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