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MLB Player Complains That United Flight Attendant Made His Pregnant Wife Clean Up His Daughter's Mess

Real Customer Service Is a Complimentary Cig With My Coffee

Hey Y’all, Come Laugh at This $29 NYC Sandwich

Move over, avocado toast, yet another food has emerged onto the scene, primed and ready to thwart the financial goals of all non-One Pecenters in its path.

Woman Crashes Her BMW and Runs From the Scene of the Accident, But the Internet Catches Her in 4K From Multiple Angles

After crashing her BMW 5 series in Westminster Colorado, this woman decided to run. But 3 different bystander videos made sure she wasn't getting away.

'I Was Very Destructive To My Downstairs, Never Google Me' Warns Body Modification ‘Satanist,’ Probably Getting Way More People To Google Her

This Guy's 'Sex Fish' will make you regret Coming over to His Apartment

This guy may wind up choosing this ugly fish over his own love-life.

Twitter Debates the Proper Way to Handcuff a Snake

It’s a tale as old as time — you’re out and about when suddenly, you spy a snake committing a robbery, a homicide or in the case of Rick and Morty’s Snake Hitler, a whole ass genocide.

Twitter Is Hellbent on Finding Out Brie Larson’s Bra Secrets

All the Best Dunks on Jake Shields' Terrible Tweet

Sex Workers Call Out 'Alpha Male' Dating Guru for Being Shit in Bed

Stirling Cooper is the self proclaimed "World's #1 bedroom coach for men." But according to other adult stars, he sucks in bed.

Guys All Fail to Bench How Much They Say They Can

"If you bench it, I'll give that to you in dollars."

All the Craziest Videos From the Ft. Lauderdale Flooding

Fort Lauderdale Florida is in the midst of "1-in-1,000 year event" flooding, with its 25.91 inches of rain over a 24 hour period the most in the area's history.

PSA, Horny People of the Internet: Craigslist Missed Connections Are All the Way Back

There was a brief moment back in March of 2018 when society was collectively mourning the loss of a classic hook-up tool; Craigslist Missed Connections.

Model Goes Out of Her Way to Correct the Record That She Is NOT Dating Leonardo DiCaprio

Earlier this week, the Daily Mail learned a very important lesson when it comes to deciphering star sign jewelry — there’s a big difference between being a Leo and dating actor Leo DiCaprio.

'Raise the Corporate Tax by 400%': Fans Share Requests for the Radical Reforms Taylor Swift Should Enact during Her Day as Mayor of Tampa

“Now is your chance Taylor, raise the corporate tax rate to 400%,” wrote cinemamonsieur.

The Holy Cheeseball Chick Is Eating Cheeseballs at Christianity’s Most Sacred Locations

Cheese Ball Chick is a mother, speaker, author, and “follower of Jesus.” She travels the country and the world with a bucket of cheese balls on her back, learning and preaching about Jesus.

'Come Take A Shit With Me': The Influencer Rating America's Bougiest Bathrooms

Abbey judges restrooms on a number of factors including space, amenities, and the quality of products.

Innocent Things That Are Much More Dangerous Than They Seem

Between the impending dangers of climate change, big Australian spiders, and whatever the hell is going on with the Dalai Lama, the world is a weird and often terrifying place.

Woman on a Mission to Review the Top 500 Albums Gets More and More Depressed With Each Video

Lizstip is a music lover who is rating every single one of Rolling Stone’s top 500 albums on TikTok. It’s a gargantuan undertaking, but one that Lizstip seems ready for… in theory.

Conservatives Can’t Decide If Mario Is Woke or Not

Leading the anti-work charge? None other than Turning Point USA co-founder and notable bobblehead incarnate, Charlie Kirk.

WTF Facts That Ruined People's Preconceived Notions of History

Earlier this week, u/FlickTheSwitch167 took to r/AskReddit with a bold inquiry looking to find some more amusing – and often horrifying – facts about history.

Airbnb Guests Post TikTok With Too Many People, Host Finds it and Roasts Them

AirBnBs aren’t what they used to be.

'What A Fascist Little Fuck': Baby Pictures Don’t Absolve Bad Politics, Conservative Dude Bros Realize

Stone garnered the majority of this backlash, with commenters likening him to baby Hitler and pretty much every asshole orphan in a Charles Dickens novel.

Harvard MBA and McKinsey Employee Suggests We Should Hang People in the Streets Again

If so, you’re not just weirdly into gore and painfully oblivious to the realities of American history – you also may be Twitter’s latest main character, Michelle Tandler.

People Are Sharing the Most Horrific Scenes in Literature

If you’ve ever seen a horror movie that you thought was fucked up, it has absolutely nothing on these books and their utter deranged madness.