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Female TikToker Says There's a Loophole in the Torah That Allows Women to Masturbate
Though the Torah has rigid rules on everything from eating cheeseburgers to turning on the lights during the sabbath, according to the texts of Judaism, the Torah doesn’t say anything about flicking another type of switch.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
America's WWII Inflatable Ghost Army Was the Best Troll In Warfare History
Long before Wile E. Coyote began faceplanting into extravagantly painted landscape portraits, it seems yet another group pioneered the Looney Tunes-ass past time of getting bamboozled by obvious decoys — German Nazis.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
“Polyworking” Is the Newest Buzzword for Working Multiple Jobs
Defined as “The phenomenon of working two or more jobs” per Fortune’s Orianna Rose Royle, Polyworking is the new “it” post-pandemic job trend that describes people who work multiple jobs just to get by.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
4 Unsolved Mysteries That Still Haunt True Crime Hunters
True crime is at an all-time high in popularity. With podcasts such as 'Serial' and 'Not Another True Crime Podcast', Netflix’s Dahmer, HBO’s The Jinx, we are surrounded by coverage of real-life crime.
By zachnading
Featured 2 years ago in Wow
‘Saved You A Click Video Games’ Is Hoarding Daisy Porn in Their Twitter Likes
Since the page’s inception in December 2020, the Saved You A Click Video Games’ (SYACVG) admins have been, almost exclusively, liking porn depicting Princess Daisy from Super Mario, in every Rule 34 scenario under the sun.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
TikTok Harry Potter Fans Are Imagining Some Very Questionable Professor Snape Fantasies
Over the past several weeks, several down-horrendous millennial Harry Potter fans have taken their adoration for their favorite Hogwarts professor to the next level, creating a series of horny smut, imagining what it’d be like to land a seat in Snape’s po
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
TikTokers Are Celebrating 'Feral Maiden Spring' and You Can't Harsh Their Vibe
The notably less autumnal successor of Feral Girl Fall, Feral Maiden Spring comes complete with 100% less alliteration and 100% more paganism — at least according to a now-viral clip from holistic coach @nowletsgetgoing, who popularized the term on the p
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'I’ve Been Building Decks Since I was 4 Months Old': Blue-Collar Workers Can’t Stop Competing For Who Has It Worse
PureFax is a blue-collar worker, and he wants you to know that he works hard. Harder than you. Think you have it tough? Well, he’s been “on overtime since Monday,” and “on the clock for 25 damn years.”
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Twitter is Roasting Gwyneth Paltrow For Her Diet of 'Bone Broth' and 'Air'
Days after Goop overlord Gwyneth Paltrow sparked internet ire after getting a bit too candid about her diet — one evidently consisting of bone broth, air, and more bone broth — it seems a new, morbid curiosity has taken TikTok by storm: Could Paltrow sur
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
AI Woman Are No Longer 'Stereotypically Busty,' Now They're Laughing With Salad
Move over weirdly-horny Lensa portraits — it seems the sad, deranged women of AI art have recently discovered yet another beloved internet pastime — laughing alone with salad.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Alleged Former CIA Agent Comments on the Agency’s Long List of Clandestine Operations
It’s not every day we get an inside look at the CIA, but thanks to Redditor and alleged agent, Ron Palancik, we get a behind-the-scenes peek at some of the agency’s shortcomings.
By zachnading
Featured 2 years ago in Wow
Sydney Sweeney Said Having Big Boobs Wasn't Fun as a Child, and People Decided to Attack Her For It
Contrary to the notions held by the internet’s local legions of basement dwellers, having a large chest isn’t always a blessing, a sentiment actress Sydney Sweeney (and well, pretty much any person with large breasts) knows all too well.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Wow
‘The Andrew Tate for Women’: Toxic Female Tiktokers Encourage Women to Only Date Men Who Will Pay Them $10,000,000
Semi-decent-kickboxer turned Romanian prisoner, Andrew Tate, has finally met his match … well, his match that *isn’t* Greta Thunburg or jail ghosts. Enter the world of TikTok’s latest dating trend — femcel influencers.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
MrBeast Says He’s ‘Considering’ Bailing Out the Banks
Move over blind people, African children and Twitch e-girls — YouTube charity porn star MrBeast has hinted at the latest benefactor of his borderline-exploitative philanthropy — the global banking system.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Forbes Has an Epically, Insanely Bad Knack for Picking White-Collar Scammers For Their Cover Stories
Last month, the financial news giant released their annual list of America’s Best Banks, a ranking that predominantly featured the now-defunct SVB Financial Group’s Silicon Valley Bank *and* Signature Bank.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
