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Cargo Ship Carrying Over 1,000 Cars Abandoned and On Fire in Atlantic Ocean

There were around 22 crew members on board who were all "in good health" according to the Portuguese Navy, who rescued the crew shortly after the fire broke out.

Matt Stafford Day-Drinks His Way into the History Books

Los Angeles Rams' quarterback Matt Stafford had himself a day to remember, or forget based on the amount of alcohol consumed

Man Receives $13,000 Medical Bill After Donating His Kidney

That will teach him to put others before himself, right?

Prince Andrew Admits Guilt and Settles Sexual Abuse Lawsuit With Virginia Giuffre

The suit against Prince Andrew claims that he sexually abused Giuffre on three separate occasions in London, New York, and US Virgin Islands. Starting when she was 17 years old, her claims state that Epstein and Maxwell trafficked her to Andrew.

Olympics Says Russian Skater Who Failed Drug Test Can Compete "Because She's a Kid"

The Court of Arbitration for Sport (CAS) that oversees disputes in international sport, has said that Russian Figure Skater Kamila Valieva, 15, will be allowed to compete in the Women's Individual tomorrow despite testing positive for Trimetazidine.

US Navy Reports Unidentified Drones 'Swarmed' Them For Weeks

The Navy's top officials, including the Chief of Naval Operations, were notified, however, none were able to identify what the drones were or where they came from.

Snoop Dogg 'Roasts a Bone' Moments Before Halftime Show

Amidst all the WTF and hilarious things to come out of Super Bowl Sunday, one of the funnier moments is a stadium employee nabbing a recording of a totally unaware Snoop Dogg crouched beside the stage trying to sneakily get a few hits off a joint before t

Judd Apatow Overhears Kanye Complaining about Poor Wardrobe Choices

Judd Apatow arguably had the best Super Bowl seats in the house.

15 of 23 Monkeys Implanted with Elon's Neuralink Chip Have Reportedly Died

This report was coupled with Musk announcing that Neuralink has been eager to begin human testing in 2022 and there was a job listing posted for a clinical trial.

Pat Sajak Walks Off Stage Speechless After Impossible 100k Win on Wheel of Fortune

In an astonishing episode of "Wheel of Fortune" on Wednesday, an elementary school teacher from Portland, Oregon won a $121,000 prize.

Futurama Reboot in Trouble After Hulu Penny-Pinches Bender

Bite my shiny metal ass!

Twitter Proves Just How Ballsy Johnny Knoxville Is with New Viral Meme

The most iconic 7 words to be strewn together in one continuous sentence are now the latest meme.

Twitter Burns Book Dude So Bad He Replies with Novel-Length Apology

One man got blasted on Twitter this week when he took things too far. Jeremy Schneider became the 'main character' of the internet after a tweet of his went viral.

Kevin Hart Gifts Nick Cannon Condom Vending Machine, After News He's Expecting His 8th Child

Nick Cannon recently admitted on his talk show he has been celibate for the past six months after he discovered Bri Tiesi was pregnant.

'Bored' Security Guard Draws Eyes on Million-Dollar Painting of Faceless Figures

You had ONE job, dude.

Busted Bitcoin Launderer Deletes Evidence of Rap Career, But The Internet Saved the Receipts

The DOJ declared on Tuesday that they had arrested two individuals living in New York, Ilya Lichtenstein and Heather Morgan, after discovering they had stolen $4.5 billion in a cryptocurrency money laundering scheme during the 2016 hack on Bitfinex.

Chinese Speed Skater Blatantly Cheats at Olympics, Victims Get The Hammer Instead

Influencer Shows Off Her New Ruler Tattoo, Because 'Size Matters'

34-year-old, Tracy Kiss boasted a new tattoo to her millions of followers of dots running down the length of her arm.

Bronx Zoo Continues Tradition of Naming Cockroaches After Your Ex's For Valentines Day

There has been a long-running tradition around the country of zoos naming animals after exes, and most animals chosen are not the cute and cuddly kind.

NYC Mayor Says Heroin Addiction And Cheese Addiction Are the Same Thing

The newly elected mayor of New York City is constantly giving us the most insane takes, and it doesn't seem to be stopping any time soon.

20 Pics Proving Eileen Gu Is the Final Boss of Hot Olympians

To quote the pop sensation boy band LFO, "I fell for the girl that's on TV."

Jamaica’s Four-Man Bobsled Team Is Back in the Olympics and the Vibes Are Immaculate

The vibes are unmatched by any other country.

Jon Stewart Says Neil Young's Reaction to Joe Rogan an "Overcorrection"

Stewart starts his response with, "Don't leave. Don't abandon. Don't censor. Engage."

Bengals Dedicate Super Bowl to Late Cincy Resident, Harambe

The Bengals might just be America's new Meme Team.

Hugh Hefner Accused of Some Terrible Things in New Docu-Series "Secrets of Playboy"

“Secrets of Playboy '' showcases vivid accounts from former employees and Playboy playmates, and exposes the widespread abuse, and mistreatment, of Hefner's Playboy bunnies.