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'I'm Trying To Go Where They Eat The Banana Out Of The Coochie': Lizzo Interview Hyping Up Amsterdam Strip Club Resurfaces Amid Sexual Harassment Allegations
An old Lizzo interview may have just proved that “all the rumors are true” when it comes to the allegations that the artist pressured her dancers to eat bananas from performers’ vaginas.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
‘The Perfect Photo Doesn’t Exi..’: Driving Instructor Crashes Through Driving School Window
One driving school in Colorado is now teaching lessons about the rules of the road and irony after one of their instructors crashed their car through the building’s front window.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
'Looks Like A Facehugger, Bro': Horror Fans Terrified after 20-Armed Sea Creature Discovered In the Arctic
The Xenomorph from the Alien series is alive, well, and apparently, traversing the depths of the Southern Ocean, according to a handful of social media horror fans.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Wow
Dunkin’ Donuts’ “Spiked Coffee” Is Going to Turn Boston Into 'Mad Max'
If you live in Boston, you might as well start boarding up your windows now. Why? Because Dunkin’ Donuts has announced that they will be releasing a series of spiked coffees and teas, a move that will surely turn the Massachusetts capital into the Purge.
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
'Stop Thinking About Yourself and Stay the Hell Home!': Hawaiian Influencer Begs Tourists To Cancel Their Trips As Maui Wildfires Continue To Burn
As wildfires continue to ravage the Island of Maui, an inferno that has killed 36 and destroyed tens of thousands of homes and businesses, Hawaiian TikToker @sweet.t.808 has one message for summer travelers still looking to enjoy a getaway to the tropical
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Wow
'Get Your A** Out of My Country': Karen Screams at Pedestrians after Nearly Bulldozing Them With Her Car
One Karen decided to make her poor driving skills everyone’s problem during a recent trip to an Albuquerque, New Mexico mall, launching into a racist tirade after nearly bulldozing a Latino couple.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Wow
What Happens When You Lift-Kit the Cheapest Truck in the World?
Like many great minds before them, the team at Donut Media have set out to answer an incredibly important question; one that has grave implications for humanity as we know it. Or maybe it’s not quite that important, but it is one that makes for an enterta
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Former Pentagon DIA Believes Aliens Are Giving Her Information about ‘The Cube within a Sphere’ UFO Reports
During the recent congressional UFO hearings featuring Air Force veteran David Grusch, two other men were also questioned, including former Navy fighter pilot Ryan Graves.
Featured 1 year ago in Wow
Influencers Are Taking Bee Pollen to Try and Grow Their Breasts
In the most recent installment of “Bizarre DIY Beauty Treatments with Little Basis in Scientific Fact,” some influencers are claiming that ingesting bee pollen can help increase breast growth, giving a whole new meaning to “bee stings.”
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
‘You’re the Coolest Dog I’ve Ever Known’: Dog Befriends Burglar During Bike Robbery
In a heartwarming moment that’s surely already well on its way to being turned into an adorable Disney movie starring James Marsden, a bike thief in California was caught on camera befriending the dog of the family whose home he was stealing from.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
'Pour One In': Lil Tay Is Not Dead
Hours after Lil Tay’s family announced that both she and her old brother, Jason Tian, had died in a social media post on Wednesday, several questions have surfaced on the 14-year-old’s untimely passing — including a few from her evidently confused father.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm
A Boat Collision In Italy Left a Woman Dead by Propeller
One family’s Italian summer vacation has ended tragically after a horrific crash left one woman, Bloomsbury USA President Adrienne Vaughan, dead, her husband seriously injured, and her two children in shock.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Wow
Utah Man Killed By FBI Once Joked He'd Have A "Loaded Gun Handy" If They Came To His Home
One Utah man learned a hard lesson about shitposting too close to the sun this week, getting shot and killed by the FBI after making several social media threats against Joe Biden and other government officials ahead of the President’s visit to the Beehiv
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Wow
