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Dudes Trying to Fight Can’t Stop Kissing

If you’re going to spit on someone to make a point, make sure to take a few steps back.

Nature is Scary: Massive Whale Swallowed Two People in a Kayak and Spit them Back Out

Tugging My Heart Strings: Touching Moment a Man Breaks Through to Mom with Dementia

A man named Sebastian sees his dementia-stricken mom in January of 2021, presumably after being separated from her for a significant amount of...

These Guys Take Their Toy Weapons Very Seriously

Forget cosplay — these guys are ready for war.

Sledders Miss Brakes and Slam Into Ice Wall at Full Speed

They should really put a steering wheel on those things.

Watch a Dude Set a Smokestack on Fire

Some people burn smokestacks to get rid of pollutants — or so they say.

Biker Narrowly Avoids Getting His Head Cut Off by Truck

Yikes. This biker was going on his merry way when a truck turned in front of him.

Confused Olympian Doesn’t Understand Why We’re Biting the Medals But Does It Anyway

There’s a long-standing tradition amongst Olympians where they bite their medals.

Biker Gets Swatted Mid-Ride

Nothing ruins a bike ride like getting rinsed by the feds.

Irish Rugby Player Lifts Another Player to a Catch by the Seat of her Pants

I’ve never seen this method before! The ongoing Olympics have seen athletes whip out all kinds of tactics we’ve never seen before.

Did Turkey Send a Real Assassin to the Olympics?

While we were all incredibly impressed by how badass and cyberpunk Olympic shooting contestants looked earlier this week, someone’s uncle has come along and blown them all out of the water just by being himself.

Meet the Italian Gymnast Sponsored By Parmesan Cheese

Sponsorships are a dime a dozen in elite sports.

Local Man Builds Full-Scale Disneyland in His Basement

If there’s one thing rich people love to do with their homes, it’s add weird shit to them.

The Leggings Olympic Beach Volleyball Players Are Wearing Have Somehow Become Controversial

Some people (the majority, I’d wager) tune into the Olympics to see elite athletes at the height of their game compete against one another in an effort to bring glory to their respective countries.

Olympic Shooters Look Like Cyberpunk Assassins

One of the best things about the Olympics is discovering new sports you’d never heard of before, or learning which new sports are now included (this year, it’s breakdancing).

Dude Spills Giant Stack of Coffees While Rollerblading Through a Parking Lot

Meet Parking Lot King: a Boston-based TikTok account that describes itself as a “multimedia global production company” but which focuses almost entirely on posting videos of the same parking lot.

Teen Accused of Derailing Train for Social Media Video

In the almost two decades since the site’s creation, YouTube pranksters have become one of the most annoying subgroups of human beings, often showing little regard for the impact their pranks might have on others.

New Jersey Man Charged After Decapitating Seagull That Tried to Steal His Daughter’s Fries

Most people accept that if you visit the beach, you will have to pay tribute to the fearless beasts that call that beach home: seagulls.

Driver Left Wondering If Insurance Covers Animal Attacks After Turkey Scratches Up Her Car

Parking your car on the street comes with more risks than parking it in a garage, but many people, particularly those in cities, often have no other choice, forcing them to leave their cars exposed to thieves, the elements, other drivers, and, apparently,

Did J.D. Vance Have Sex With His Couch?

J.D. Vance radiates an inherently bizarre vibe that many people find off-putting, which is how we’ve arrived at this: rumors of him fucking a couch.

Woman Attaches GoPro to Her Dog and Creates Hilarious Compilation of Dog Butts

Humans are obsessed with the idea of seeing the world through our beloved pet’s eyes.

King Charles’ Horse Bites Tourist So Hard That She Collapses

Being a horse with the King’s Guard must suck.

American Woman Retrofits Her German Apartment With Not One, But Two AC Units

Potentially one of the biggest cultural differences between Americans and Europeans is the reliance on air conditioners.

Man Blames Delta for Stranding His Family in Atlanta Airport for Four Days

Last week’s CrowdStrike outage threw many sectors into complete chaos.

Man’s Attempt to Jump Car Goes Horribly Wrong

If you’re considering jumping a car, you should make sure you can actually do it.