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After a Fifth Mutilated Bull Was Found in Oregon People Started Asking Bizarre Questions

After a fifth bull was found dead with its tongue and sex organs removed, people began asking rather bizarre questions.

Retired NFL Player Percy Harvin Opens Up About Using Marijuana Throughout His Career

Harvin opened up to Bleacher Report about his anxiety disorder, as well as his extensive use of marijuana.

I Bought an Air Fryer, Fried Chicken Night Will Never Be the Same

Turns out air fryers are definitely worth the hype.

HONK! 'Untitled Goose Game' Memes Honor the Greatest Game Ever Made in History

David Bowie Once Thanked Debbie Harry (Blondie) For Cocaine By Flashing Her With His Legendary Dong

Debbie Harry has lived a pretty wild life.

WAYback WHENsday: The Legend of Fart Man aka Mr. Methane

Donald Trump Just Tweeted a Nickelback Meme Because This Is Hell

Proof that we are, in fact, living in the dumbest timeline.

'Joker Says the N-Word' Memes Are Tricking and Pissing off the Internet

People on Twitter are convinced that the Joker is going to drop the dirtiest n-bomb of all time, but sorry racies, that isn't going to happen.

Todd Phillips Made the Joker in an Attempt to Counter "Woke Culture"

Todd Phillips has directed some comedy masterpieces, like The Hangover and Old School, but recently said he stopped making comedies because of "wokeness".

Trump Reportedly Asked Aides to Look into Pricing for Alligator Moat at Border

Political affiliations be damned - this is just genuinely hilarious news.

'Sexy Vegan' Arrested for Sexually Assaulting His Dog

Sexy Vegan, born Hansel DeBartolo III, has been arrested after video of him abusing his dog was posted on social media.

Kanye West's Newest Scam Is the Oldest One in the Book

Kanye West, the self-proclaimed God has found a new way to make money and it's called Religion.

Stacey Dash Is Too Broke to Hire Private Attorneys in Her Domestic Violence Case

To quote Dash's iconic 'Clueless' character, Dionne Davenport: "There goes your social life."

Hackers Display Porn for 9 Hours on Hacked Store Monitor

Asics has apologized for an incident where porn was played, uninterrupted for 9 hours on the display screen of their flagship store.

The Us Consumer Product Safety Commission's Twitter Count Is a Meme Goldmine

We should be less concerned with product safety and more focused on meme safety, wtf!

Racy Japanese AD Had People Convinced McDonald's Had Lost Its Mind

Chinese Spy Caught on Camera Sending Classified Secrets Back to China

Edward Peng has been accused of delivering information, payments, and personally carrying "secure digital cards" with classified information related to U.S. national security, to Chinese officials.

12-Year-Old Hate Crime Hoaxer Amari Allen Is the New Jussie Smollet

A 12-year-old girl recently admitted to fabricating a story about her school classmates holding her down and cutting her dreads, and Jussie want's no part in the conversation.

Fouseytube Got His A** Kicked in Charity Boxing Event

Fouseytube is an OG YouTuber who got his noes broken during a charity boxing event over the weekend.

R. Kelly Wants to Be Released From Jail, Citing Declining Health as a Factor

Um... Not sure that's how it works, Kelly.

Civil War 2 Memes Have People Ready for Battle

The country might be divided, but there is one thing all American's can agree on, and thats a new Civil War would be absolutely epic bro!

Antifa Block an Old Woman From Crossing the Street During Their Protest

Fighting fascism by preventing little old ladies from running their errands, nice!

Thanks to the Iphone 11 C**Kfishing Just Got Easier

C**kfishing is the male version of catfishing and best described as when the dong don't look like the photos.

Spidey Fans Rejoice: Sony And Disney Strike Deal To Keep Spider-Man In MCU

Fanboys everywhere: "We did it, Mr. Stark!"

Man Suspected Of Shoplifting In His Bulge Drops Pants To Prove He's Just Well-Hung

Oh man, I totally know what that's like... *laughs nervously*