Security Guards Were Not Prepared For Cannibal Corpse Show

Despite their reputation as big, burly dudes looming above the mosh pit and frowning upon crowd surfing, it appears there is one thing concert security guards actually fear — the musical stylings of Cannibal Corpse.

By Carly Tennes

Published 1 year ago in Funny

Despite their reputation as big, burly dudes looming above the mosh pit and frowning upon crowd surfing, it appears there is one thing concert security guards actually fear — the musical stylings of Cannibal Corpse.


Despite their reputation as big, burly dudes looming above the mosh pit and frowning upon crowd surfing, it appears there is one thing concert security guards actually fear — the musical stylings of Cannibal Corpse.


A group of polo-clad security guards recently received what may be the scare of their careers after listening to the death metal icons introduce their totally family-friendly hit, “I Cum Blood.”


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“This is a fun little song about shooting blood from your c—k!,” frontman George Fisher yelled towards the audience during a recent performance.


Though the crowd appeared to love the song’s hardcore introduction,  several die-hard fans yelling along to the interlude, the security guards lining the stage were visibly less-than-thrilled to find themselves in the throes of a song about nutting blood, sharing nervous glances.


“Sounds fun until it happens to you!” he continued, prompting a bout of laughter from one of the evidently shocked security guards.


We can only hope these security personnel got a raise after this wild night  — after all,  ACAB most definitely does not apply to guards down with death metal.