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River Monsters' Jeremy Wade Explains Our Sex Life

Everybody loves River Monsters' star Jeremy Wade, but recently, people have realized that his unique turns of phrase are applicable to more than just catching river monsters.

By figgyPudding

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

'OnlyFans Stuff is Dogshit': xQc Says He Prefers 'The Old Stuff' Over OnlyFans

On Monday, January 30, xQc dedicated a segment of his nearly 11-hour stream to discussing a revelation stemming from his broader critique of the Atrioc DeepFake porn drama.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

Did Marilyn Monroe Actually Un-Alive Herself?

We're all aware that Marilyn Monroe died of a barbiturate overdose in her Los Angeles home on August 4, 1962.

By zachnading

Featured 2 years ago in Wow

Sisyphus Has Finally Reached the Top, Of Twitter Trends

On today’s episode of grindset girlies wholly missing the point, TikTok hustle porn has finally achieved Camusian levels of absurdity.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

Britney Shreds Alyssa Milano for Sticking Her Nose Where It Doesn't Belong

To paraphrase the bard of the late 2000s, — Leave Britney Alone … even you, Alyssa Milano.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

Giselle Posts 'Cold' Comment on Tom Brady's Retirement Post

Tom Brady has retired for the second year in a row, this time seemingly for good. His ex-wife, supermodel Gisele Bündchen, has commented on the post.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 2 years ago in Wow

This Guy Makes an Amazingly Insightful Point About Sucking Your Own Dick

Well, according to one man on Twitter, the greatest black pill he’s ever taken was from an anon poster who claimed to have achieved the unachievable - sucking his own dick.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Dr. Phil Ending after 21 Seasons, Here are 3 Times He Earned His Place in Hell

All good things (and thankfully bad ones too) must come to an end at some point or another.

By MarkFelt

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Did This Woman Just Solve the Egg Crisis? Chicken Conspiracy Blows Roof off the Coop

It's only February and we're in the thick of the great egg shortage crisis of 2023.

By zachnading

Featured 2 years ago in Wow

Elon Musk Can't Stop Making Chuck Norris Jokes

It all started on Sunday, January 29, when Dogecoin co-founder Billy Markus took to the platform with an old-school joke about the Return of the Dragon loser-turned notably early 2010s rap battle loser.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Pokimane Responds to Streamer Who Got Caught Watching Her Deepfakes

Yesterday we covered the Twitch streamer Atrioc's viral apology video. Now, Pokimane has responded to the incident.

By figgyPudding

Featured 2 years ago in Wow

Con Artist and Fake Socialite Anna Delvey Wants Your SSN

Though girlboss icon Anna Delvey famously does not have time for this or for you, there is one thing the ambiguous-accented convicted scammer *definitely* does have time for — collecting her friends’ social security numbers.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

Grindset Bros Think Bank Loans are the New 'Free Money Hack'

TikTok grindset financial gurus have have discovered a new source of easy cashflow; business loans from the bank.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Self-Appointed Alpha Male Jordan Peterson Has Some Very Beta Steak Preparation Instructions

Despite loudly boasting the benefits of an all-meat diet, it seems (probable) constipation poster child and the king of the incels, Jordan Peterson, apparently has no idea how to actually cook meat beyond what he’s come across on TikTok while furiously sc

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Everything to Know about the Awful Mahomes Family Hangers-on

Meet the dynamic duo of Brittany and Jackson Mahomes, the wife and the brother respectively of Kansas City Chiefs' Quarterback, Patrick Mahomes.

By zachnading

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

JK Rowling Continues to Be the World's Biggest Martyr

Despite her nine-figure net worth and ability to do whatever the hell she wants, revisionist author and notable transphobe J.K. Rowling is still committed to her strange obsession with strangers’ genitals.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

'It's So Over': Incredibly Realistic and Stereotypically Busty AI Women Turn Heads on Twitter

One small step for AI, one giant leap for men who have only seen naked women while watching Hentai.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

Fyre Fest's Billy McFarland is Out of Prison and Already Onto His Next Grift

Billy McFarland is putting together a new VR service called PYRT. What could go wrong?

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

With a Single Tweet, Zachary Levi Once Again Proves That the DCU Can Never Get Anything Right

Zachary Levi may have just ended his DCU tenure with a single tweet.

By zachnading

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

Mr. Beast Cured 1,000 People's Blindness and Caused an Online Meltdown

Great news for right-wing supervillains and lawmakers who would rather make terrible Taylor Swift puns than take any action to prevent 26,000 Americans from dying each year due to lack of health insurance: The widespread movement for universal healthcare

By LeonTrout

Featured 2 years ago in Feels