The Russian wrestling team and American wrestling team are having a 5-on-5 exhibition match. Both teams are down to their final wrestlers, tied...
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The old man in his mid-eighties struggles to get up from the couch then starts putting on his coat. His wife, seeing the unexpected behavior,...
Matt's dad picked him up from school one afternoon. Knowing the parts for the school play were supposed to be posted today, he asked his son if...
Sophie just got married, and being a traditional Italian was still a virgin. On her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was...
There was once a sheep farmer who needed help with the difficult task of castrating some of his inferior male sheep to keep them from breeding...
A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions" to his first year medical students. Realizing that this was not the most...
Two young boys walk into a pharmacy one day, pick out a box of Tampax and proceed to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asks the older...
Three cowboys — from Oklahoma, Arkansas, and Texas—are sitting around a fire. The Oklahoma cowboy gloats, “Just the other day, a bull gored six...
After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor and...
A crusty old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young,...
A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled. "We were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to...
These three friends went on vacation together. To save money, they decided to sleep two to a room. No one wanted to room with Daryl because he...
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home...
Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair and loved to charge around the ward, taking corners on one wheel, and getting up to maximum speed on...
One day an out of work mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street performer. Unfortunately, as soon as he starts to...
Bob works hard and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his...
A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in...
A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married. She put an ad in the local paper that read: HUSBAND WANTED! MUST BE IN MY...
A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I...
Dear Disgusting Neighbor, I don't mind that you are fat. I don't mind that you are ugly. I don't mind that you have huge, purple patches of...
It was a small town and the patrolman was making his evening rounds. As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little old ladies...
An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop. Ma'am, I'm not going to ticket you, but I do...
A man, called to an audit by the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on what to wear. 'Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let him think you are a...
Q. What do you call it when someone farts in a gay bar? A. A love call. Q. How do you give a blind queer a thrill? A. Leave the plunger in...
The Most Complete List Of Ways To Annoy People, Cops, Your Roommate, And More. Annoy People 1. Pay tolls with $100 bills ...
