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Take What You Want

Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied, "Well,...

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Magic Sandals

A newly married couple are honeymooning in India. As they're walking through a bazaar they see a sign that reads: "Magic sandals. Guaranteed to...

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Misunderstanding

Mike goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this great big huge guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks...

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Desert Island

A man's boat capsizes in the middle of the ocean. He washes up on a deserted island with nothing but the clothes on his back. He builds a small...

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Dr. Smith's Remedy

A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith about enlarging her tiny breasts. Dr. Smith advised her, "Every day after your shower rub your chest...

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10 Percent Off

Why do women like circumcised men? Because they can't resist 10% off.

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Butcher Bribery

It was many years ago since the embarrassing day when a young woman, with a baby in her arms, entered his butcher shop and confronted him with...

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Fascinate

The teacher asked her students to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence. Mary said, "My family went to the New York City Zoo, and we saw all the...

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Cursing Problem

Young Justin has a cursing problem, and his father’s getting tired of it. He decides to ask a shrink what to do. The shrink says, “Negative...

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Leroy

A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids... "WOW," the social worker exclaims, "Are they ALL YOURS???" "Yep they are...

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Missing Period

A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came...

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Cop on Horse

A City cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. "Nice bike," the cop said...

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Hide and Seek

The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employee's...

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Drivers License

A Mom is driving her little girl to a friend’s house for a play date. “Mommy,” the little girl asks, “how old are you?” “Honey, you are not...

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Nickels and Dimes

There's a little fellow named Junior who hangs out at the local grocery store. The manager doesn't know what Junior's problem is, but the boys...

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First Period

One day Little Susie got her "monthly bleeding" for the first time in her life. Having failed to understand what was going on and being really...

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Math Homework

A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a...

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Gay Parents

Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm, and then have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated. When the baby is born, they...

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Animal Cruelty

A little boy came down to breakfast. Since he lived on a farm, his mother asked if he had done his chores. “Not yet,” said the little boy. His...

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No Cavities

Mum walked into the bathroom one day & found young Johnny furiously scrubbing his penis with a toothbrush and toothpaste. "What the hell do you...

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What's He Like?

A little boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a uniformed security guard and said, "I've lost my grandpa!" The cop asked,...

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Taste Test

One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in...

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Dog Walk

A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?" Mom says, "No, because the dog is in heat." "What does that...

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Goldfish Burial

Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to,...

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Stanley Cup

It's Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right at centre ice. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him...

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Funny jokes

Take What You Want

Magic Sandals

Misunderstanding

Desert Island

Dr. Smith's Remedy

10 Percent Off

Butcher Bribery

Fascinate

Cursing Problem

Leroy

Missing Period

Cop on Horse

Hide and Seek

Drivers License

Nickels and Dimes

First Period

Math Homework

Gay Parents

Animal Cruelty

No Cavities

What's He Like?

Taste Test

Dog Walk

Goldfish Burial

Stanley Cup

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