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Red Neck Vacation

Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year...

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The Commandments

God went to the Arabs and said, "I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better. The Arabs asked, "What are...

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New Viruses

The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction. The John Kerry Virus - Stores data on both...

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Dead Boss

A guy phones up his boss' house, but gets the boss' wife instead. He asks to speak to her husband. "I'm afraid he died earlier today," she...

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Great Pet

A guy walks into a bar and sees another guy sitting with a ferret. The guy seems to be stroking it rather lovingly. The first guy asks him, “Why...

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Father and Son Talk

A little boy comes home from school and tells his father that his homework assignment is to find out the difference between “potentially” and...

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Sex Convention

A man takes his seat on a plane to Chicago and realizes the woman next to him is hot. “Business trip or vacation?” he asks. “Business,” she...

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Wild Kidnapping

A husband returns home from work one night to discover that his wife is missing. He spends the next two days looking for her, only to come home...

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Helisoft

A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and...

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College Entrance Exam: For Football Players

You Must Answer Two (2) or More Questions Correctly to Qualify. 1. What language is spoken in France? 2. Give a dissertation on the ancient...

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Mad Cow Disease

A female TV reporter arranged for an interview with a farmer, seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease. The Lady: "Good evening, sir. I...

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The Muffler

A blonde got a dent in her car and took it in to the repair shop. The repairman, noticing that the woman was a blonde, decided to have a wee bit...

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Sensitive Beer

Three hicks were working on a telephone tower - Steve, Bruce and Jed. Steve falls off and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body...

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So Cultured

A Greek and an Italian were drinking coffee one day discussing who had the superior culture. Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, "Well, we...

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Dirty Riddles

Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. Q. What's a mixed...

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Big Family

A Catholic, a Baptist, and a Mormon are bragging about the size of their families. "I have four boys and my wife is expecting another. One...

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Fatal Attraction

A blonde who suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly, opens the door, and, sure...

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Jesus and Moses

A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark,...

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Womans Underwear

Two lawyers are leaving the office. “I can’t wait to get home,” says one of them. “As soon as I walk in the door, I’m going to rip my wife’s...

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Archaeologist

Q: How do you confuse an archaeologist? A: Give him a used tampon and ask him what period it came from.

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Panda Definition

A Panda Bear walks into a café and orders a sandwich and a drink. After he is finished eating, the waiter comes over to bring him the check. When...

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Turtle Picnic

Three tortoises, Mick, Alan and Les, decide to go on a picnic. So Mick packs the picnic basket with beer and sandwiches. The trouble is the...

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First Drink

A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without a torso, arms or legs. The son...

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Divorce

A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says, "Honey, I...

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Bank Robbers

A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank. They quickly devised a good plan and they put their plan to action. The brunette drove up to the...

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Featured 18 years ago

Funny jokes

Red Neck Vacation

The Commandments

New Viruses

Dead Boss

Great Pet

Father and Son Talk

Sex Convention

Wild Kidnapping

Helisoft

College Entrance Exam: For Football Players

Mad Cow Disease

The Muffler

Sensitive Beer

So Cultured

Dirty Riddles

Big Family

Fatal Attraction

Jesus and Moses

Womans Underwear

Archaeologist

Panda Definition

Turtle Picnic

First Drink

Divorce

Bank Robbers

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