Funny jokes

Stick Up

A thief stuck a pistol in a man's ribs and said, "Give me your money." The gentleman, shocked by the sudden attack, said "You cannot do this,...

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Tough Surgery

Once upon a time, two little boys, Sammy and Tim, were sharing a room in the hospital. As they were getting to know each other a little bit,...

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Starbucks in Hell

A man died and went to straight down to hell. The devil greeted him and gave him a guided tour of the place. He told the man that there were...

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The Schitt Family

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!' ...

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Jewish Wedding

A modern, Orthodox, Jewish couple, preparing for a religious wedding, meets with their rabbi for counseling. The rabbi asks if they have any...

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NASA and the Navajo

When NASA was preparing for the Apollo project, it did some astronaut training near a Navajo Indian reservation. One day, a Navajo elder and his...

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Old Lady In Court

Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age? Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words,...

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Bad Students

A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class one day. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the...

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Older Women

I met an older woman at a bar last night. She wasn't bad for 57; we drank and bullshitted a bit, then she asked if I'd ever had the...

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Nursing Home

Q: Why are old men in nursing homes given Viagra? A: So they don't roll out of bed.

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Firm Up

One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife, pinched her on the butt, and said, "If you firmed this up, we could get rid of...

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Interpretation

A team of archaeologists is excavating in Israel when they find a cave with the symbols of a woman, a donkey, a shovel, a fish, and a Star of...

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Drunk vs Stoner

What’s the difference between a drunk and a stoner? A drunk drives through the stop sign; a stoner waits for it to turn green.

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Enthusiasm

One night, looking to have a good time, a man decides to go to the Foxy Lady. While he is sitting enjoying the show, a man seated right behind...

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Dark In Here

A woman takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Her nine-year-old son comes home unexpectedly, so she puts him in the closet...

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A Father's Last Request

A husband and wife had four boys. The odd part of it was that the older three had red hair, light skin, and were tall, while the youngest son had...

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Dads Job

A teacher asks her students to discuss what their dads do for a living. Little Mary raises her hand first and says, "My dad's a lawyer for the...

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Soy Toy

While going through his wife's dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an envelope containing $30 in cash. The farmer confronted...

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Baby Talk

Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?" "No," said his mom, "Of course not." Little Johnny...

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Keep on Trukin'

A fire starts inside a chemical plant and the alarm goes out to fire departments miles around. After crews have been fighting the fire for over...

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Filtered Whiskey

Irishmen Shawn and Pat, who were the best of friends, agreed that when one passed on, the other would spill the contents of a bottle of fine...

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Here are 25 surefire ways to know that you are a product of the 90’s

1. At one point your TV show top 5 list consisted of Beverly Hills 90210, Saved By The Bell, Full House, Fresh Prince of Bel Air, and The...

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Birthday Present

For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is...

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Movie Magic

Two junior co-eds went to the movies one night. After 15 minutes passed, one girl leaned over and whispered to her friend, "What should I do? The...

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Stumpy and His Wife

Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the state fair every year. Every year Stumpy would say, "Martha, I'd like to ride in that there...

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Funny jokes

Stick Up

Tough Surgery

Starbucks in Hell

The Schitt Family

Jewish Wedding

NASA and the Navajo

Old Lady In Court

Bad Students

Older Women

Nursing Home

Firm Up

Interpretation

Drunk vs Stoner

Enthusiasm

Dark In Here

A Father's Last Request

Dads Job

Soy Toy

Baby Talk

Keep on Trukin'

Filtered Whiskey

Here are 25 surefire ways to know that you are a product of the 90’s

Birthday Present

Movie Magic

Stumpy and His Wife

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