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15 Very Specific Dating Apps for Things That Don't Need to Exist

Love is just a swipe away!

By Carly Tennes

Published 11 months ago in Funny

Has Bumble left you Bumbling? Has Tinder failed to light that spark? Has Raya left you single ... and with a weird new perspective on Ben Affleck? Fear not: There are just as many dating apps as fish in the sea — for better or worse. 


From Amish dating to a website that promises to connect you with mullet lovers, here are 15 weird dating apps that really don't need to exist. 

  • 1

    Bristlr

    Striving to “connect those with beards to those who want to stroke them,” Bristlr claims to help bring together “beard-loving singles” for “beardy-magic.”

    Bristlr

  • 2

    FurryMate

    Described as “the world's premier furry dating site,” FurryMate connected furries, one paw tap at a time.

    FurryMate

  • 3

    Hater

    Though Hater — a dating app based on bringing people together through mutual hatred of various things — may have been offered a deal from Mark Cuban during its ‘Shark Tank’ stint, it ultimately OD-ed on Haterade and shut down.

    Hater

  • 4

    Clown Dating

    Not to be confused with Tinder, Hinge or Raya, Clown Dating is all about bringing together clowns, one circus at a time.

    Clown Dating

  • 5

    Mullet Passions

    Mullet passions takes the old adage of “business in the front, party in the back” to new, freaky heights, helping bring together those with a thing for the ‘90s 'do.

    Mullet Passions

  • 6

    GothicMatch

    Looking to bring an undead cutie back to your coffin? Look no further than GothicMatch, a website dedicated to bringing together goth folks.

    GothicMatch

  • 7

    Maple Match

    Looking to leave the states as soon as Joe Biden/Donald Trump/RFK and his brain worm win the 2024 election? MapleMatch will help connect you with a hot Canadian — maple syrup not included.

    Maple Match

  • 8

    DiaperMates

    There’s something for everybody out there, we guess!

    DiaperMates

  • 9

    Luxy

    Are you pretentious, annoying and down horrendous? Described as  “Tinder Without the Poor People,” Luxy is all about that 1%.

    Luxy

  • 10

    EquestrianSingles.com

    EquestrianSingles.com — a dating app for people who want to ride horses after riding each other.

    EquestrianSingles.com

  • 11

    Amish Dating

    You’ve heard of U-Hauling, now get ready for horse and buggy-ing!

    Amish Dating

  • 12

    Can Do Better

    Wondering if you can find someone better than your current S.O.? CanDoBetter lets the internet answer that question for you, pitting couples against each other and giving the winner access to the site.

    Can Do Better

  • 13

    Sea Captain Date

    “Sea Captain Date is the internet's number one dating site for Sea Captains who wish to connect with men and women (on land and on sea) who share a mutual love of the ocean.”

    Sea Captain Date

  • 14

    Women Behind Bars

    No parole? No problem! Women behind bars claims to be all about “compassionate communication, fostering understanding, and making a difference in the lives of those seeking connection behind bars.”

    Women Behind Bars

  • 15

    Farmers Only

    He was a farmer. She was a farmer. Can I make it anymore obvious?

    Farmers Only

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