The one enemy man can unite against is baldness.
Men have been fighting the battle against hair loss since the dawn of time, and we’ve never truly won. Some brave souls decide to sweep their defeat under the rug, and a lot of those rugs look terrible.
Here are some of the funniest, cringiest attempts to cover up the cue ball.
1
Guy in Walmart
Shopping at the same place where he bought his toupée.
2
Keeping his head warm at a Brewers game
Dude, just wear a baseball cap.
3
American CEO Peter Orszag
All the money in the world and he went with a bowl cut toupée.
4
Chuck Norris
Balding is the only fight he ever lost.
5
Record producer Phil Spector on trial for murder
He said it was "his tribute to Jimi Hendrix".
6
Ryan Olsen, former Governor of Illinois
Elected for his great, real head of hair.
7
Michael Voris, Conservative Catholic journalist
We all know what he prays for.
8
Lookin’ good for the mugshot
He got arrested for wearing this in public.
9
A contestant on ‘90 Day Fiance’
Gotta look good for TV.
10
Dr. Ephraim Kam, official at the The Institute for National Security Studies in Israel
Nothing funny about this one.
11
Phil Spector again
He wore a different hairpiece for everyday of the trial.
12
Former United States Representative from Ohio James Anthony Traficant
Literally died in a tractor accident.
13
Teruji Cho, Academic Researcher from University of Tsukuba
Should’ve done more research before buying.
14
The final Spector look
Last one, we swear.
15
Sports columnist Richard Weiss
Properly colored for his age.
