The world is huge and weird and we at eBaum's World try to cover the outrageous happenings as much as possible but sometimes certain other sites beat us to it and in turn make a headline with the most insane string of words possible.

Headline making is truly an art and these lovely editors let us into some of these news subjects debaucherous lives. This week's round-up of funky and freaky headlines includes a Wisconsin man’s worst act of thievery, Ozzy Osburne's even more gross onstage habits, and a man who can’t tell a fish from a skateboarder. Find out how Martin Scorsese is “built different’ in comparison to Quentin Tarantino and how one Italian mother achieved peace by kicking out her middle-aged sons.

Gather around and laugh at one international student's plight when she  found herself stuck in the Midwest after thinking she applied to “Miami University.” It’s the most healing thing to do now.