Contrary to the assurances of our parents and kindergarten teachers, there is very much such a thing as stupid questions. Case in point? The entire website of Quora. 

Launched in 2009, the forum quickly took a turn into the unhinged, with users flocking to the site to share their most burning — literally, in some cases — with their fellow internet brethren. 

From how to keep your 20 anime girlfriends at bay to whether or not German people laugh, here are 19 insane questions people actually asked on Quora.