Unless you're legitimately in construction, seriously into off-roading, or obsessed with some other niche car hobby, there is no reason for you to own anything that isn't mostly stock.
Everyone feels the need to be the main character these days, but modding your car doesn't help you become one; it makes you comedic relief.
And no, you're not effectively compensating for your lack of size with your lifted truck. If you wouldn't get plastic surgery on your face, don't get it for your car.
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And you can see where you’re going… how?
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No your engine isn’t powerful, and we don’t think you’re cool.
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“New neighbor’s truck… every night.”
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Between these and chariot wheel scythes, just driving is becoming a battlefield.
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We already know you’re compensating for something, and this cyber version is even worse.
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Their only purpose is to blind you, and make you angry.
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You don’t live in Cyberpunk, and you’re obviously not managing your money well.
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Please just keep the stock options.
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The higher your truck gets, the less useful it is, the less you can see, and the more danger you are to others. Oh, and the smaller YOU seem.
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Are you getting more traction? Do you live in the apocalypse? Do you have enough space? The answer is no.
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These are permitted if, and only if you live in Texas, and drive an ancient Cadillac. Definitely not on one of these.
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You’re driving a car, not a carriage.
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Like ripped jeans, if it isn’t happening naturally, it isn’t cool.
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Good luck getting the dog in and out of this.
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Are you going to war? No, you’re going to Wegmans, so please take that armor off.
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You don’t have to love the environment, but at least respect my paint job.
