The FBI is apparently investigating some UFO sightings over the great state of New Jersey. 

Alien sightings aren’t uncommon, because the weirdos of America love some sci-fi drama, and cannot identify a satellite. However, the FBI getting involved is pretty rare, so people are paying attention.

Also, the UFOs are definitely not satellites, planets, or planes. They look pretty cool, like the energy sword from Halo or something. Morris County, where they were spotted, put out a warning about drones in the area, and there are a ton of blurry photos of these things.

Whether they're drones, government experiments, or true extra-terrestrial visitors, the same question is on everyone’s mind. why would they want to go to New Jersey?