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20 Everyday Items That Deserve Way Better Names

Miles Teller should change his name to Odometer.

By Carly Tennes

Published 7 months ago in Funny

Though Juliet may have famously recited a monologue speaking out against the limits of monikers in Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet — “What's in a name? That which we call a rose, by any other word would smell as sweet” — it appears quite a bit can go into a name … especially objects given the wrong name.


Why call them linguists when they could be "semantic fanatics"? Why call the guy from Top Gun: Maverick “Miles Teller” when he could have changed his stage name to “Odometer” years ago? These are the questions that have kept us awake at night … and now, have captivated Reddit.


From our favorite kitchen gadgets to the entire concept of chest sweat, here are 20 inanimate objects that deserve a much better name than the one they were given, as told by the fine folks of r/AskReddit. 

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    Now You See Me 2

    Now You See Me 2

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    Butterflies

    Butterflies

  • 3

    Dentures

    Dentures

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    20 Everyday Items That Deserve Way Better Names

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    Weather Forecasts

    Weather Forecasts

  • 6

    Squid

    Squid

  • 7

    Jet Skis

    Jet Skis

  • 8

    Pick up artists

    Pick up artists

  • 9

    Step Dads

    Step Dads

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    BJs

    BJs

  • 11

    Air Fryers

    Air Fryers

  • 12

    Astronomers

    Astronomers

  • 13

    Walkie Talkies

    Walkie Talkies

  • 14

    Toothbrushes

    Toothbrushes

  • 15

    Pocket Dials

    Pocket Dials

  • 16

    Vegan Bacon

    Vegan Bacon

  • 17

    Cheese Graters

    Cheese Graters

  • 18

    Buildings

    Buildings

  • 19

    Red Onions

    Red Onions

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    Chest Sweat

    Chest Sweat

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