No, it’s not a parody news account, Jake Gyllenhaal was fired from a movie because he wouldn’t stop doing a Pepe Le Pew voice during rehearsals.

Nothing feels real anymore. January is finally closing and all the hopes that we had that 2024 would be a quieter and calmer year were thrown out the window the minute that guy jumped into the Bass Pro Shop tank. Now we have to deal with headlines that don’t make any sense. 

A food delivery robot got caught in an accident and ran from the scene. Tennesse just passed a “Thoughts and Prayers Tax” bill which sounds nothing short of villainous. For some reason, dolphins are killing baby manatees and the Atlanta 911 dispatch is getting calls about game scores instead of emergencies.

The only thing we can do is scroll down and marvel at the absurdity. Also, wonder how good Jake Gyllenhaal’s Pepe Le Pew impression is.