Have you heard the phrase even bad pizza is still pretty good pizza? Well, that theory has a lot to live up to when it comes to the subreddit r/PizzaCrime.

People debating about pizza is an internet mainstay. There are still people asking “Does pineapple belong on pizza?” on dating apps in this geriatric year of 2024. The Italians are very protective over their food and pizza is a cuisine that’s impossible to hate. Until now. There are evil people amongst us doing some ungodly things to pizza. We’ve gathered the worst offenders below so we can all sentence them to maximum security prison for life. There are some stoner creations, attempts to make bread cheese, and sauce more “healthy,” and just the oddest ways to display your pizza. And then there's whatever the Brazilians have been doing to pizza. 

And the worst involves Heinz baked beans. Gird your loins and scroll down to some horrific pizza crimes.