Love hurts. 

While couples are out enjoying each other’s company this Valentine’s Day we wanted to strike a current of fear into all of their hearts. Sure, everything is going well now and you don’t have any prior history of mental illness. But one tough dumping is enough to turn you into a crazy ex, dazzling headlines, and nightly news everywhere.

We’ve gathered the crazy ex-boyfriend/girlfriend headline for the Hall of Fame (or shame). From arsonists to hitmen renters, these exes wanted their dumpers to have the ultimate comeuppance. Who cares about priceless art when you are arguing with your girlfriend? Why can’t this man have a duel in divorce court? It’s the perfect way to slash assets.

Scroll down and learn how well-adjusted you are compared to these headline exes.