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The Twitter discourse has been exhausting this week. We are now on round 30 of food delivery discourse. Yet, while everyone on the timeline accuses each other of being evil, we’ve curated a Twitter experience filled with the only discourse people want to hear about. Like “Dunkin Donuts is supposed to be a little bad” and “Toddlers look overdressed in Shein gowns.” We’re here to free you from the inane circular arguments about social ills and make you look at photos of Cillian Murphy and Matthew McConaughey that, if put side by side, look like they're gonna smooch.

Scroll down and learn a useful life tip from one Twitter user about what to do when you accidentally drop your cologne on the floor.