Taking “oopsie” to a whole different level.

For every person stuck trying to get through the work week, there is someone out there being comically bad at their jobs. Every workplace has an Urkel, a Gilligan, or (for you animation fanatics) a Patrick Star just clumsily destroying the professional environment.

One Twitter user asked for everyone’s workplace fails and mishaps to feel better at her job. The Twitter audience has never been so candid as dozens of replies showcased blunder after blunder. There are way too many people pressing the silent alarms at banks and retail stores. There’s even more waitstaff spilling food and drinks on customers. One incredibly sad story involved a man and the last bowl of minestrone that the restaurant’s kitchen had left. Imagine you're a guy so psyched about eating some hearty Italian soup that you begged the waitress to get the last bit.