If you're taking a break from social media for the long weekend but don’t want to have the online FOMO, we've gathered all the funniest tweets of the week together for your personal enjoyment. Enjoy your weekend the way everyone should; eating leftovers and sitting on the couch. 

This week, some people are somehow surprised by how Tofurky is made. Sorry, the tofu is not free-range. There are hilarious posts of a southern dog in his snowsuit and bestie lap dances that make for an epic photo. One writer kept a tally of all the historical inaccuracies in Ridley Scott’s Napoleon. Youtuber Trisha Paytas has announced that she is pregnant with her second child and King Charles is predicted to have under 9 months left to live. Oh, and how could we forget a very tempting tray of fried rice found on the New York City subway. 

This round-up has everything from a pitch for the seventh season of Black Mirror to a demand to keep your boyfriend at home, to a new slogan for edibles if they were sold at the airport. Give yourself a break and dig into some funny tweets.