1

When my drunk boss tries to flirt with my girlfriend right in front of me.

2

When I finish super-gluing something and realize I forgot to wash my hands.

3

Everytime a video game tells me to "Be stealthy."

4

When I get a one worded text.

5

When browsing Netflix's "Critically-Acclaimed Movies" list.

6

When I'm at a children's play and a kid falls off the stage.

7

When the instructions say to cook something for 10-12 minutes, and you set the timer for 11.

8

When my sexting buddy starts dating someone and stops sexting me.

9

When my package is "out for delivery" and it's almost 5 PM but then I hear a knock on the door.

10

When I walk past a classroom and see that they're watching a movie.

11

When I showed my GF a porn video of something I'd like to try...

12

When I find out how much money I have the first month after I broke up with my girlfriend.

13

When you can't leave a meeting and that spicy burrito is giving you trouble.

14

When I am infertile and my gf asks my opinion on kids.

15

When I'm about to spray a wasp in my house.

16

When a page suddenly stops loading.

17

When you show up at a birthday party without a gift.

18

When I hear all the hype about Fallout 4 and never actually played the series before.

19

When I try to offer my leftover pizza to all my co-workers and they all reject the offer.

20

When I'm high in class and trying to act like I'm paying attention.

21

When I attempt to play golf.

22

When I overhear this conversation at the mall from a bunch of teenage girls "OMG, Titanic was such a sad movie, could you imagine if that happened in real life?"

23

When you wake up and realize you're off from work.

24

When I am in the last week of my job and they ask me to do stupid tasks.

25

When my 16 year old rebellious sister tells our Mom and Dad that she's pregnant, and going to be a better parent than they ever were...

26

How I feel when everyone else stops contributing in a group project.

27

When I see an awesome gallery, but its a one image per page format.

28

When a kid was screaming the entire flight, then tripped and fell getting off the plane.

29

When watching Jon Snow during the Battle of Hardhome on last weeks Game of Thrones.

30

When I go biking right after manscaping.