24 Folks Who Flew Too Close to the Sun

Daniel Bonfiglio Published 08/30/2024 in Funny

Just like Darth Vader tells Director Krennic in 2016's Rogue One: A Star Wars Story, "Be careful not to choke on your aspirations."

It's good advice, whether you're trying to scheme your way through the game of life, or design a fully armed and operational battle station.

The people in this gallery all choked on their aspirations by flying a little too close to the Sun. A good idea is a good idea until it backfires and you get burned. Still, these folks deserve some credit for trying.

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Guy chose reddit over his wife.
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Guy pranks his explosive workplace with a fake cigarette.
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Kid comes up with a clever way to make his punishment go faster.
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Doordasher immediately after stealing a customer’s food.
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Two guys from the USA and Russia organized to make an Earth sandwich.
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“You know you failed as a parent when even a Florida man in the act of committing a crime can still do more good than you.”
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Guy chose reddit over his wife.
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Guy pranks his explosive workplace with a fake cigarette.
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Kid comes up with a clever way to make his punishment go faster.
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Doordasher immediately after stealing a customer’s food.
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Two guys from the USA and Russia organized to make an Earth sandwich.
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“You know you failed as a parent when even a Florida man in the act of committing a crime can still do more good than you.”
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