Twitter is back with the heat. 

Nothing in life is guaranteed, expect, death, taxes, and Twitter making jokes at other people's expense. The week has only just begun and already Twitter is busy at work in the tweet factory. 

There is a baby people online think is secretly a 30-year-old man, Ben and Jlo are getting a divorce and someone has found the elusive "looming onion."

So check out and tune into these funny tweets straight from the funny factory.