Here’s a Presidents’ Day image for you: Young Jimmy Carter looks exactly like Scarlett Johansson (as you’ll soon see below).

Now, as you otherwise enjoy your three-day “holiday” weekend, just know that you’re missing some absolute Twitter gems. The Cut profile about being scammed out of $55,000 is still being memed like crazy, a 59-year-old man learned just how much his mother questioned his intelligence (and it only took him 50 years to catch on, which, when you think about it, really proves her point), and one incredibly Irish-looking baby is being hailed as Twitter’s king.

All the while, the timeline is pulling for the aforementioned Carter to join this year’s presidential campaign. Hey, the man is 99 and has been in hospice for over a year — if he can defy God, he can certainly defy the DNC, too.