If adding an extra layer of paint over an already coated outlet was an art form, these landlords would be up for an Oscar. Instead, they're just complaining that they actually have to respond to their tenant's texts.
This is what we call the landlord special. Where refinishing a countertop means trapping a dead mosquito under a clear layer of epoxy. Or telling your tenant that black slugs coming from their shower isn't a problem.
Can you imagine if you tried this hard at your job? Do you think you'd keep it long? How about this genius who fixed a leaking ceiling with some tubs and funnels? Bravo sir, bravo.
So if you can't afford your own house, let this collection of bad landlords be your motivation to go rob a bank.
1
“My landlord told me he’d pressure wash my deck…”
3
“This is how the landlord fixed the leaky ceiling.”
4
“Our landlord keeps saying there’s nothing wrong with our shower..”
6
“Told our landlord to replace our gas fireplace because it was leaking CO, came back to this monstrosity in our living room.”
7
Landlord mowed my garden.
8
“My landlord refuses to get over here and turn down my water heater.”
9
“Landlord painted over a penny.”
10
Please, do not cover you bathroom counter in cement. This has homeowner written all over it.
11
“Fixed the shower curtain boss.”
12
“Landlord hung the microwave, this is as far as it opens before hitting the wall.”
13
“Apparently a friend’s landlord fixed their fire sprinkler.”
14
“Just moved into a new home and found where the landlord patched the carpet.”
17
“Landlord renovation special, mosquito sealed under countertop epoxy.”
19
Landlord said the screws weren’t holding.
21
Just moved into a new build and the landlord straight up just painted over a couple of wasp nests in my closet.
22
“Our toilet seat broke so the landlady sent us a new one and ignored our request for it to be square.”
23
“My landlord painted over tape.”
24
“The paint on my apartment window sill is peeling. Turns out it’s marble that they white washed.”
25
Why cut the door when you can cut the carpet instead! (Found in new house basement.)
26
“My landlord gave us a new oven.”
