The weather is warming, the Sun is shining, and God do I have the urge to throw on some flip-flops and a USA tank top, get on a boat, and slam two PBRs against my skull before shotgunning them at the same time. 

It's no wonder I have that feeling, because Chet Hanks, the anointed groundhog for white men, just officially saw his shadow after stepping out of a club and declared it a White Boy Summer. 

Chet recently went viral for a long text explaining the Kendrick and Drake beef to his much more sophisticated father, but frat bros everywhere couldn't care less about that. They care that Chet has given them permission to make the next few months totally gnarly. 

It's unfortunate that White Boy Summer brings with it the deserved stereotypes of rampant racism, womanizing, and general terrorizing of the public. At its core, it's just about a bunch of guys being dudes, slugging brewskies, and chilling with the boys. Thanks for the heads up Chet, this will be a summer to remember. (And not remember the next morning.)