We have no idea what the heck is going on over at TikTok and to be honest, we're too afraid to ask. 

The kids are alright, well, mostly. Their future doesn't look that hot, well, actually it looks very hot, which is part of the problem. But if the kids these days know one thing, it's how to be weird and sarcastic on the internet. 

Case and point, the dude making out with his mannequin and pretending it's a "self-defense" lesson. 

So before you think all kids these days are woke little snowflakes, just dig through this and remember they're also autistic.