Pizza Day is sacred. Anything that comes between a man and his pizza is a tragedy of the highest order and, yes, an act of terrorism. There is nothing more heartbreaking in this world than the loss of a pizza.

Whether it’s a failure to read the frozen pizza instructions or a delivery guy who decided to trip a couple dozen times walking up the front steps, nobody deserves to experience the pain of a ruined pizza. Our hearts go out to those affected.