You're on a work trip and dinner time rolls around. What do you order from your hotel's room service? If your answer was "a steak," "a burger" or literally anything other than "nothing because I boiled a chicken breast in a hotel room coffee pot to save my corporate overlords $25," you should be not only fired from your job, but also quite literally burnt at the stake ... at least according to the hustling "grindset" bros of LinkedIn.  

From how pizza parties can replace living wages to why an Olympic sharpshooter is allegedly unemployable, here are 30 awful bits of life advice from LinkedIn Lunatics.