Isn't the world a beautiful place? 

Ozymandias once said, "Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!" Well, we're looking and we have some mixed feelings. Giant crocodile? No thanks. Giant statue dedicated to Cheetos? Yes. 

Not only is the world a place of wonder and awe, but the United States is at the epicenter of this wonder. Don't believe me? Where else would you see a man driving a giant shopping cart down the street? 

So enjoy this collection of absolute units.