Start your day with a laugh and dive into a fresh batch of randoms collected from the web. 

It's Monday, February 17 and there's a lot going on online, too much we'd say, but that doesn't concern us. Our job is to distract you from the A.I. slop and political posts. The weekend was pretty typical. The U.S. beat Canada in hockey after their fans booed our National Anthem. Elon is a dad again. And It's still winter, for most of us at least. 

Make sure you bring a question today because there's a dog with more wisdom than all of us combined.