Thanksgiving is here and so is that one cousin with a lazy eye and that one alcoholic aunt of yours, yay! Now, we aren't arming you with brutal clap-backs so that you get into a fight with your extended family and today, the day we give thanks, but they are here if you find yourself in need of good comeback once the forks are dropped and before the pie comes out. 

Oh, someone has something to say about how many hours you spend playing video games. Bring up their multiple divorces. 

If someone tries to out you for still being single, bring up all their divorces. 

Sometimes your family can be difficult. That's why you've decided to arm yourself with 35 epic comebacks, clap-backs, and roasts, fit for use at the Thanksgiving table.