Elon Musk has unveiled his army of robots, and it seems like a dystopian future will soon be upon us. Musk said the robots could “babysit your kids, or be your best friend,” which is so obviously what he wants to use them for. Rightfully, the Internet just wants to use them for memes.

The viral format that's going around right now is simple, but a perfect blank slate for making fun of these robots, and imagining what our terrifying, sleek shiny robot future will look like. People are posting Sonny, the rogue bot from iRobot and just saying what they’ll make him do. 

Tasks range from nice things like cooking and cleaning to true sci-fi darkness. Taking drugs through the airport, taking the fall for a DUI, and of course… “intimacy.”