When it rains it pours. Life can't be all sunshine and roses, sometimes you get an eye full of lime juice and sometimes a sunburn. But no matter how poorly your day is going, and we hope it's not, these people are probably having it worse off than most.
Sometimes life just seems to have our number and nothing we do can fix that. If you're having so much bad luck that you feel like you might get struck by lightning, maybe channel that bad luck into your mortal enemy (go stand in their front yard).
And sometimes there is no reason why bad things happen in our lives. That crazy neighbor who smashed your windshield, yeah they should be locked up. Oh, your baked potato exploded in the oven? Order pizza.
It isn't the bad things that happen to us that define our lives, it's how we respond to those bad things that make us who we are. So if today isn't your day, pick yourself up and give it another shot tomorrow.
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“Went out to my car today to go get groceries. I don’t even know what happened “
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“I guess I’m allergic for eyelash dye.”
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“Threw out my lower back last week and was down for 3 days. Used a percussive massager on it, broke loose a kidney stone, passed it, that caused a UTI.”
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“Yup. That’s my last vial.”
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“Amazon Prime left their mark.”
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“What a lovely surprise.”
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“Wife had a flat tire the other day, and after it was changed my mechanic found this inside.”
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“ATM chomped up my Christmas shopping budget as a treat”
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“The credit card machine is broken and I do not have enough cash to pay for fuel.”
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“No more swimming in the nude…”
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“I told my fiancée that I wanted to invest in a GameCube. Today, she “surprised” me with this early Christmas gift.”
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“Insane Neighbor decided to throw bricks at my car.”
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“Opened my unit to get my Christmas decorations only to find it covered in mold.”
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“Getting jury duty for the day after Christmas.”
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“Forgot I had eggs boiling”
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“Leg space in a Cricket stadium.”
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“got into my car to go to work, closed my door, and heard a shattering noise.”
19
I work at an old folks home. This is the visitor parking on Thanksgiving Day.
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“I paid off my student loans and 4¢ was added to the balance while the payment was processing”
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“I just opened this protein powder and this is how much was inside. What a joke. I could get probably 4 scoops out of this.”
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“This is not why we got her a phone.”
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“An actual text conversation between my my roommate and me after she woke me up at 4AM”
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“Hosted a Halloween party and no one showed up”
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“Instagram limits unfollowing”
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“She ignored me after.”
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“Found this posted to our door (in a townhome association) today and we don’t even have a dog.”
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“Trying to hide your inspection grade”
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“I want to plug these in all the way so bad, but I’m at a hospital and don’t want to start messing with their things”
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"I cooked a Thanksgiving meal from scratch for my family, and no one ate it."
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"My neighbor sprayed persistent herbicide into my property, killing my trees and native shrubs."
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"Our neighbor wanted Halloween decorations down on November 1st."
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"The 'world famous' cucumber salad I ordered."
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"My 'new' chair at work."
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"My partner put my laptop in the freezer because it was overheating."
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"My neighbor across the street sits in their Hummer all night with high beams pointed straight at my house."
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"The pocket size in female vs. male jeans."
