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"What 5 lbs of fat looks like in your hand (made of rubber)"

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"Friend’s umbrella grew a large mushroom in the month she didn’t use it"

3

"I won every prize on this lottery ticket."

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"I made a blanket that rolls up to look like sushi"

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"This toaster hasn’t been emptied in years."

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"This theatre has a “cry room”"

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"This bunny in my yard doesn't have bunny ears"

8

"The “cold” water in my house is a scalding 132°F in the summer"

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"I caught a hummingbird that was flying inside my house at night"

10

"Someone donated hundreds of Space Jam fleece throws to our flood relief fund"

11

"Found a small deer skull in the woods"

12

"I got 58 Diablo Sauces with my Taco Bell order. Asked for 0"

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"No yellow in my egg"

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"I asked for limes…They put them inside my burrito"

15

"My pizza delivery included a steel"

16

"0 EURO Banknote"

17

"The difference between 18 months of daily wear and new"

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"Look at this mushroom growing in my garden"

19

"My seedless tangerine had 29 seeds in it"

20

"Someone converted the body of a helicopter into a car"

21

"The 2s don't stick properly in our hotel"

22

"Pizza delivered in a bag"

23

"This bed & breakfast has a door to nowhere on the second floor"

24

"Customer paid with two sequential bills from 1969"

25

"Someone in my city is selling a Sherp"

26

"The phone book in 2024"

27

"FL Sun turned banana black in 2 hours where the light hit"

28

"You can test hiking shoes on different terrains in this sporting goods store"

29

"My water bottle earrings have a tiny poem on them"

30

"Something hot was left on this fake leather table"

31

"Weird Chicken Tender From Popeyes"

32

"We are growing mouse melons this year"

33

"My face soap matches the shower wall."

34

"Found a clump of frozen fish sticks that looks like a hand"

35

"A French tourist visiting the Eiffel Tower in Paris, Texas"

36

"The previous arrow is now am arrow shaped pothole."

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"My cactus reminds me of Homer Simpson"