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A lot of these WILL make you feel like life might be a simulation. Dunkin Donuts has a very strange new ad campaign where they keep using the word “Daddy,” a 115-year-old woman is looking healthier than most young people, and Helen Mirren came out to say she’s sad Kurt Cobain died because “He would’ve loved GPS.” We’re just as confused by that as you are.

On top of that, people are still giving their casting takes for the new American Psycho, The Office is getting a reboot in Mexico, and pigeons have gotten their own pride flag. It’s a weird roundup today, but definitely the good kind.