Mondays can be brutal.

Starting the week all over again after a weekend that always feels too short is awful. The very first hours of a Monday go by painfully slowly, so here’s a solid time-wasting gallery to speed it up. We’ve got cows in pools, monkeys with beer, human giraffes, and some of the best tweets of last week.

Just a quality pile of nonsense to help pretend you’re not back at work.