It’s a new year, which means a new you, and new pics from the depths of the web.

This is the time to get started on that resolution, get organized, and attack 2025 with all the energy and motivation you’ve been missing your entire life. But not really, of course. That’s just what we say to help ourselves sleep at night. 

In reality, we’re all going to spend this new year getting distracted and diving down random, weird internet rabbit holes. And we’re happy to provide the first one to kick it all off.